Brehs... I ate the box of a random from tinder and my tongue is red and swollen

[Trot LaRoc]

Eat random box, brehs

Some of y'alls fathers failed miserably...

 

[Alpha Legend]

Tf goin on? Online hoes shouldn't get da vip treatment cuhh. Save dat sht fa da main no matter how bad dat online hoe is if she passing day p*ssy yo way bunch of otha nikkas donne had da same privlage. dnt lose ya health ova no hoe mane

 

[Mowgli]

Waiting at the doctor's office right now

Oh u was tryna suck the antitdote out that p*ssy huh

 

[Atlrocafella]

OP bout to be out here with tapioca tongue...

...bumpy lips...

and herpes throat.

Until...

Spoiler: You’ve been warned

Keep eating random p*ssy brehs.

 

[Bigblackted4]

Cat got your tongue.

May be the greatest response post in Coli history