Breh's, has a barber ever jacked up your wig?

[Solano707]

I saw this dude earlier get his hair cut by some durka (stationed in Kuwait) - looked he he was rocking one of those jewish caps.
Oh course, I didn't follow my instinct, I had one of the other durka's cut my hair, my hairline was all fukked and uneven. Major lawse.

 

[Ghetto Denizen]

Took a same L in a military base in Kuwait. Bet we had the same barber.

 

[Remote]

In college once.

I used to come home every few weeks (about a 2, 2:30 hour commute) to visit family and get a haircut.
Once I just decided to get a cut in town. Ended up wearing a baseball hat for a month.

Funny, when I moved to California that was my biggest fear...having to find a new barber.
Feels good to be back in NY though, with people I can trust.

 

[Slystallion]

thank goodness i don't get shape ups or any of those urban haircuts anymore that have to be maintained every week

guys its easier to just get a haircut you only have to go once a month for the whole pushing back hair lines thing is unnatural and stupid

 

[Singh]

yea, that's why I don't get my hair cut @ the $6 vietnamese shop anymore

 

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[BlackBieber]

thank goodness i don't get shape ups or any of those urban haircuts anymore that have to be maintained every week

guys its easier to just get a haircut you only have to go once a month for the whole pushing back hair lines thing is unnatural and stupid

pic of ur haircut?

what hairstyles can a young black male rock w/o a line up and still look clean?

 

[Solano707]

Oh yeah, there this one time, my mom decided she wanted to cut my hair (back in the 3rd grade). My pops wasn't home either when she did this this So she goes and cuts my hair all fukked up... but I didn't know how fukked up it was until he saw... My mom to my dad =
Then, on that faithful morning when I went to school
For being in the third grade, nikkas can be wolves, I was getting ripped apart - literally clowned all day long. Event my gawd damn teacher said "who cut your hair?"

Next day I put on my favorite baseball cap for school. Moms wants to ask "mi'jo, why you putting on your cap?"

I just looked her like this, literally just like this

Worse day of my life brehs

I told my pops to never have her cut my hair again. My dad was like "don't worry, i threw them clippers away".

Edit: Now that I think of it, I wore that damn cap for the rest of the school year (7 months straight). My soul was ruined.

 

[King Poetic]

when i was 14. my fathers cousin gave me the worst fade in the history of man kind

this nikka literally put a bowl over my head and gave me a fade, and the nikka even put the part in my head wrong, the shyt was like a straight line

thank god there wasn't no facebook or youtube, i would have kurt cobain myself

 

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[Diondon]

In high school, this Jamaican nikka pushed my hairline back a good inch. Even the sides too. Had me looking like Robocop. nikkas clowned me for days Ever since then I've been a real a$$hole about which barber I go to. Oh you new?

 

[BuyandSave]

Most of these dudes who complain about their barber pushing their hairline back are really in denial about their naturally receding hairline and just want an excuse other than the obvious fact that they're balding.

 

[Crakface]

My barbershop was usually packed on friday nights but they were franchised so i went to one of their other locations figuring id get the same quality of service. I told ol boy i had a absent widows peak in the front of my head where hair doesnt grow but to act like it wasnt there because the rest of the line was straight. THIS CLOWN PUSHES MY WHOLE WIG BACK AN INCH TO WHERE THE DENT STARTED. Even the side angles were all fukked up

He hands me the mirror, like Im like

Some thug they have in the barbershop stands up and comes over to the station. I guess hes the enforcer for the shop when nikkas get mad over fukked up hairlines but i didnt calm down. I would have washed him if he got aggressive. Im like look at everyones line in here and look at mine. You dont see a problem? The shop veteran came over, looked at my shyt and fixed the edges so it looked presentable but i was still rockin a Jamix Fox for a week.

I started going to Spanish barbers only after that. nikkas are to hit and miss.

Then i just started cutting my own hair.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

That sucks. I had to learn how to cut hair after they fukked up my son and my sons fathers head up. Had them walking around looking like leopards with crooked line ups Man he was heated. Niccas on base can't cut hair worth shyt.

 

[Solano707]

LOL at the posts.

My barbershop was usually packed on friday nights but they were franchised so i went to one of their other locations figuring id get the same quality of service. I told ol boy i had a absent widows peak in the front of my head where hair doesnt grow but to act like it wasnt there because the rest of the line was straight. THIS CLOWN PUSHES MY WHOLE WIG BACK AN INCH TO WHERE THE DENT STARTED. Even the side angles were all fukked up

He hands me the mirror, like Im like

Some thug they have in the barbershop stands up and comes over to the station. I guess hes the enforcer for the shop when nikkas get mad over fukked up hairlines but i didnt calm down. I would have washed him if he got aggressive. Im like look at everyones line in here and look at mine. You dont see a problem? The shop veteran came over, looked at my shyt and fixed the edges so it looked presentable but i was still rockin a Jamix Fox for a week.

I started going to Spanish barbers only after that. nikkas are to hit and miss.

Then i just started cutting my own hair.

Are the babrbers on post like philipinos or some shyt?