brehs, get in here and talk about a time where u smashed a ugly chick

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I don't know about ugly chicks, well I do but this is neither the time nor the place for tales of shagging a hairy French chick who may or may not have given you chlamydia and looked too much like you. I would have sex with myself so all is well in love and war and pain and hurt. But have you ever been with a hot chick where sex is the furthest thing from your mind... me neither. But I'm talking about when you're sleeping side by side and you're breathing into each others mouth. She takes a little bit of your soul and you give it back in return. You are there. Side by side. Every inch of this girl you have kissed, you have touched and you have loved. You kiss, but you are so slow in the parting. You linger on the lower lip for a second but it feels like a lifetime. A lifetime of waiting, a lifetime of lust and a lifetime of everything and anything that enters your mind. Can sex equal this feeling? No. You can have a life time of porn tabs, easy women and diseases that show themselves only through the part of you that starts below the belly button but nothing can be what that was. But what was that? What was this? It's only me ever wanting something you can't have. If you can have it... poof it's gone. We only ever truly want that which is just so tantalizingly close but still not in reach.
 

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I don't know about ugly chicks, well I do but this is neither the time nor the place for tales of shagging a hairy French chick who may or may not have given you chlamydia and looked too much like you. I would have sex with myself so all is well in love and war and pain and hurt. But have you ever been with a hot chick where sex is the furthest thing from your mind... me neither. But I'm talking about when you're sleeping side by side and you're breathing into each others mouth. She takes a little bit of your soul and you give it back in return. You are there. Side by side. Every inch of this girl you have kissed, you have touched and you have loved. You kiss, but you are so slow in the parting. You linger on the lower lip for a second but it feels like a lifetime. A lifetime of waiting, a lifetime of lust and a lifetime of everything and anything that enters your mind. Can sex equal this feeling? No. You can have a life time of porn tabs, easy women and diseases that show themselves only through the part of you that starts below the belly button but nothing can be what that was. But what was that? What was this? It's only me ever wanting something you can't have. If you can have it... poof it's gone. We only ever truly want that which is just so tantalizingly close but still not in reach.

Well told hahaaaaa
 

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I was bored and in a 2 month drought... she was ugly and fat and wanted attention.

Thought the p*ssy was gonna be wack and turned out her stuff was shallow and tight.

Ended up keeping her on the roster for the rest of the semester whenever I wanted to get a quickie in.
 

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She was ugly as fukk, ..had teeth that could bite an apple thru a picketfence ..but she had a body on her :wow: She got pregnant and miscarried:whew:
 

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It's like you keep a pretty bytch to be seen out in public with then after 2 AM you kick her out and then call over some average to ugly bytch who will fukk your brains out...That's a win win situation. :pachaha:

:wow: Those bytches are always down and they put in work:whew:
 
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She was ugly as fukk, ..had teeth that could bite an apple thru a picketfence ..but she had a body on her :wow: She got pregnant and miscarried:whew:

:patrice:


Met this chick thru my boy this past weekend ended up getting wasted and offering her the D, the condom ended up braking twice :lupe: poured about a bottle of alcohol on my dikk after :ninja1: ended up dropping her off at some APTS and hitting the gas.
 

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Met this chick thru my boy this past weekend ended up getting wasted and offering her the D, the condom ended up braking twice :lupe: poured about a bottle of alcohol on my dikk after :ninja1: ended up dropping her off at some APTS and hitting the gas.

:pachaha: You poked holes in them shyts so they could break didnt you
 

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thick older white lady that i met online, smashed her in a hotel room the next day. Was in a long drought :snoop:

wasn't even that good
 

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never ugly
i did smash a somewhat fat chick but she had big titties but her face was still one of those fat beautiful woman faces
:manny:
 
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