Larry Lobster
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Well never knowMaybe, but I doubt it.
My take is like @Ronnie Lott said. He's been simping his whole life and she's shown signs that she's lost interest and is about to dump him. No stranger to the signs, he goes Super Saiyan Simp Mode and buys her a 60k car. It doesn't work, and he gets dumped a week later.
That milf on point though