Brehettes, help translate female

[Draje]

Already asked the brehs for help but my brehettes stay being honest and keeping it a hunnid so I'm gonna get your word on it too.

Met chick, hit it off, made plans to meet, and she hits me with this

I'm too cute to be getting knocked out for smashing a girlfriend plus that's against my code so what say you, ladies?

Is she trying to cheat and feeding me BS, hoping I don't catch it or question it?

She just looking for revenge sex to get back at her man?

Ladies

Should I just run now?

 

[muse]

You too cute? Wasn't you just reppin team ugly in the last thread?

 

[Ashley Banks]

get her pregnant

 

[Draje]

You too cute? Wasn't you just reppin team ugly in the last thread?

If my face is hideous but my personality is great and my money is good then I'm cute.

It's what my mom tells me

 

[Draje]

get her pregnant

 

[bcrusaderw]

You don't want anything serious right? Personally, I think it's wrong to entertain people who you know have partners, but if you don't then go for it.

 

[Draje]

You don't want anything serious right? Personally, I think it's wrong to entertain people who you know have partners, but if you don't then go for it.

That's the thing. I wouldn't be cool with this if she is dating him which is why I'm trying to decipher this woman-speak.

She says she broke up with him but they live together.

 

[bcrusaderw]

That's the thing. I wouldn't be cool with this if she is dating him which is why I'm trying to decipher this woman-speak.

She says she broke up with him but they live together.

If they're not together she definitely still has feelings for him, so you probably shouldn't engage in anything serious.

 

[CinnaSlim]

"Tried" to break up with him?

What? Is this negro hitting her, or just still hitting it?

Either way, you share that girl. Move on, you are too cute for this.

Edit: And he has a 1 year old, tho they been together 5 years. They ain't never breaking up. Girl is weakwilled, she's gonna use you as a knight in shining armor to for her.

 

[wet landscapes]

don't get sucked in
some people try to ease into stuff like this instead of making the clean break that they know they're supposed to make

 

[KinksandCoils]

She don't want you, she wants to make her man jealous and she is tryna get over him. Shes not worth it. She is gonna bring you drama.

 

[Draje]

If they're not together she definitely still has feelings for him, so you probably shouldn't engage in anything serious.

#uglyteam

Even when we win, we losing outchea

"Tried" to break up with him?

What? Is this negro hitting her, or just still hitting it?

Either way, you share that girl. Move on, you are too cute for this.

Edit: And he has a 1 year old, tho they been together 5 years. They ain't never breaking up. Girl is weakwilled, she's gonna use you as a knight in shining armor to for her.

I woulda caped for her if she was single

Speaks three languages, rich, politically conscious, and can cook

*puts cape back in the closet*

 

[Draje]

don't get sucked in
some people try to ease into stuff like this instead of making the clean break that they know they're supposed to make

She don't want you, she wants to make her man jealous and she is tryna get over him. Shes not worth it. She is gonna bring you drama.

My body telling me no but my heart telling me "they right"

 

[wet landscapes]

My body telling me no but my heart telling me "they right"

as long as you dont get attached or anything, it would work but if you think you will then I would definitely recommend that you let this one go lol

 

[Raava]

Simple run, run fast. She has too much going on. She is already sending your walls of text. She also seem off to me just by what she was saying.