Brehettes: “A Hoe’s Final Form is a Religious Woman”

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are there lots of "reformed hoes" using religion as a vehicle? sure.

is the broad brush this hoe is painting with meant to blur the lines that goofy nikkas will eat up? yes.
 

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Lol some dudes in here are being defensive because deep down they know they mom fall in this category.

:russ:
 
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Nobody is saying the Church doesn’t have righteous people or people trying to turn their lives around. But the Church also has people who are cosplaying, including Pastors.
Matthew 7:3-5

3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
 
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I don’t understand what the issue is. Y’all claim all women are hoes anyway. I’d rather have a reformed one who seriously follows the word over a woman who’s out here sleeping with multiple men.
I use anonymous story viewer to watch the stories of a woman who dresses like a wh0re, and I know is being passed around, has two deadbeat baby daddies, and posts from church weekly.

The dead giveaway is “woman of God” in the profile with the praying hands emoji.
 
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maybe back in the day. now their final form is gym rat/“fitness influencer”
I’ve seen this too. A few fat girls I went to high school with slimmed down, and post fitness stuff, along with a long caption with multiple paragraphs talking about her journey, and healing, and “reclaiming my time”, “I’m her” etc
 
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Lol some dudes in here are being defensive because deep down they know they mom fall in this category.

:russ:
My mother in law was messing with a married man for years. My wife said she used to pack her and her siblings up, and drive by his church on Sunday to see if his car was outside.

Today, she is a woman of God.
 

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And we must love and support them through that journey.

Thats exactly what most men deserve after years of using women like cheap toilet paper. Did you think after your reign of terror was over,that you would end up blessed with a true proverbs 31 angel versus a knockoff:mjlol:?
No,its like the ending to Snowfall when Franklin opens up the safe



Also lets be very clear,it takes more than white gloves and a church hat to fool righteous black men:respect:#AuraDontLie
 

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Nah yall just hate women. Do a search for every single post about women with kids, without kids, over 30, under 40, in any profession, corporate or teacher or nurses, with any type of degree from high school dropout to graduate school, with any type of hobby, with any type of body build, those with tattoos and without, those who wear weave or those with natural hair and now when they are religious. According to the Coli, they all hoes.
 

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Thread made me think of some popular ones like Chrisean Rock, Blacc Chyna and Brittnay Renner. All are religious now. The church been filled with hoes but now they in the mosque. Muslims brothas be safe satan out here sending a bunch of his soliders ya'll way too. Religious brehs might be lucky enough to be the father that stepped up.
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I went to a non diminutional born again type joint years ago......god was nowhere 2 be found.
 

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Matthew 7:3-5

3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.
Well, what if that nikka driving the car with me in it? :mjgrin:

Moral of the story, can't blame me for calling out shyt after it starts to affect me :ufdup:
 

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Isn’t a big part of the reform to appeal to square dudes with money to wife them? Like the Grant Hill types who make a lot of money. Idk if rationing out the box to them works because those types have a lot of options as they get older.
It does work because as breh stated their happy to be with her at all. They're too honorable/family-oriented to step out or serve them papers over sex frequency.
Nah yall just hate women. Do a search for every single post about women with kids, without kids, over 30, under 40, in any profession, corporate or teacher or nurses, with any type of degree from high school dropout to graduate school, with any type of hobby, with any type of body build, those with tattoos and without, those who wear weave or those with natural hair and now when they are religious. According to the Coli, they all hoes.
Some of these categories get their own critiques that are not necessarily about being hoes.
 

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It does work because as breh stated their happy to be with her at all. They're too honorable/family-oriented to step out or serve them papers over sex frequency.

I think it depends. There are plenty of square brehs who become players when they get older and start making serious money.
 
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