Breh Literally Couldn't Resist Slappin This Hippo Ass

[ScoopNScore]

Which Coli nikka is this?

Prolly someone in this thread

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/yeah-lizzo-can-get-it-fukk-what-yall-talkin-about.829944/

 

[Bart simpson]

All the animals collectively were like:

Served up cat meme

• Bart simpson
• Dec 1, 2019
• 1
• cat dinner meme

Cat meme

Unsettled remix

• Bart simpson
• Jul 3, 2019
• 7
• mj remix unsettled

Mouse mj

• Bart simpson
• Jul 2, 2019
• mj mouse remix

The zookeepers looking in the Hippo habitat area

Pathetic

• Bart simpson
• Jan 21, 2019
• bart simpsons skinner

Skinner you f'd up

• Bart simpson
• Jul 9, 2019
• bart skinner

Cops:

Ice on deck

• Bart simpson
• Dec 11, 2018
• deported hyon unity

 

[DaddyFresh]

Peep the RACIST ass news media

He obviously “HIT” the thing, right? He assaulted the most dangerous and powerful animal in existence???

They just want the LAPD an excuse if they end up beating or shooting him to death.

The wild thing is hippo skin is damn near bulletproof against standard pistols. Any excuse to lock a brotha up

 

[MikelArteta]

lol why was i expecting some obese woman

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Imagine if that fool had fallen in there.

Talk about hungry hungry hippos.

 

[Peter Popoff]

I thought this was about Lizzo

 

[BXKingPin82]

This is a legit news story!

 

[JQ Legend]

That story bout the gorilla saving the boy who fell into his enclosure was dope

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

A “smack”? That shyt sounded more like a damn tap


But yoooo, I haven’t seen Jeff Corwin in so many fukking years I used to love watching his show (The Jeff Corwin Experience) on Animal Planet back in the day. Would always come on right before Steve Irwin’s Crocodile Hunter series and later that night around 7:00ish, I would tune in for Animal Planet’s The Most Xtreme during weeknights

Back in the day when I wanted to be a zoologist or marine biologist or paleontologist

Lord knows I miss the OG Animal Planet

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

In retrospect, that show was so fukking wild lowkey

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

They really need to spend money 5o find thus dude? Smh where the cacs cops gif

@Michael's Black Son

 

[puppetmaster]

You a different type to voluntarily get near hippos.

Those chubby war tanks wake up daily looking to treat humans the way kids treat bubble wrap

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Don't keep it in a zoo then Cry me a river

 

[CHICAGO]

SMH @ THIS BEING A NEWS STORY



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[Sankofa Alwayz]

SMH @ THIS BEING A NEWS STORY



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Y’all should know how much animals mean to white people even tho they and the East Asians be the same mofos who be pushing a lot of these creatures into extinction from overhunting, overfishing, and poaching.

Hell if something involves a damn dog, it’ll be newsworthy because....White people.