i went to war with wasps once. they'd made a nest outside my front door but up high where i'd need a ladder to reach em so i was lazy and left em alone.
i was sitting on the front porch smoking a joint one day and a wasp flew kinda close to me but i didn't trip. then it did it again and again, each time getting closer so i started watching it. it was flying in loops and each time it would get closer and closer till it almost hit me so i ran inside and got the wasp spray. "The brave die first!!!" was the battlecry as I let loose damn near the whole damn can and exterminated the colony.