I'm sorry but I laughed. Reminds me of this time I was in the car with my brother and a dog was chasing the car and he slammed on the brakes and that muhfukka went to sleep. He didn't die but he got up wobbly went off somewhere.
One day I was riding a motorcycle by a house where some fool had a pitbull staked out on the front yard. As I passed the house I could see the pit bull break free of the stake and he started chasing me. As I was coming to an intersection of a red light the pitbull was closing in but he crossed in front of an old White lady driving a Buick who was behind me. She knocked the shyt out that dog. I saw him limping back to his yard in my review mirror and I all that I could do was point and laugh at him as he limped away.