BREAKING: The Brooklyn Nets are trading Kyrie Irving to the Dallas Mavericks for Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney-Smith and picks

[the elastic]

This doesn't feel real ngl. I saw the update from TMZ and still thought I was being trolled.

Kyrie's in for his biggest hotep battles in Texas though.

 

[choc_cardigan]

The bullshyt. The NBA being the NBA. I know you nikkas don't know, so I don't even know why I bothered. I just hate when the NBA scripts this shyt and I saw the signs weeks ago but ignored it. I am always right about this league. It always does shyt by the numbers

Seriously wtf are you talking about?

Scripted?

You saw signs weeks ago?

shyt by the numbers?

 

[Theo Penn]

 

[dtownreppin214]

The NBA gonna NBA to prop up Luka 77 eastern European sex slave boy

fukk the Illuminati

You ok breh?

 

[#1 pick]

Seriously wtf are you talking about?

Scripted?

You saw signs weeks ago?

shyt by the numbers?

If you know, you know

 

[Ryze]

So who would you brehs give the game winning shot to and which player would be your #1 guy if you were head coach?

 

[ryderldb]

I think Luka and Kyrie can work well. Kyrie can shoot so he can play off the ball pretty well. This improves the mavs, but i don't think this makes them legit contenders, probably dark horse contenders. I do think the extension talks will bring fukery to the situation because Kyrie can't exist without fukery.

 

[ryderldb]

So who would you brehs give the game winning shot to and which player would be your #1 guy if you were head coach?

Luka is still the #1, but he finally has a legit #2 in Kyrie.

 

[Harry B]

Texas seems about right

Own video still be number two seems about right, even to a Euro breh

 

[I AM WARHOL]

I honestly feel bad for Nets fans

 

[daboywonder2002]

Rob Pelinka and Sean Marks your services are no longer needed. Bob Myers is now the biggest free agent this summer

 

[RageKage]

This

 

[iamduval]

I’m glad he’s out of the East.

 

[Surreal]

1. This gon blow up in Dallas face
2. Nets trolling
3. KD gon want out this offseason
4. League is shook of the Lakers and on some Cuba blockade shyt with the “tax”
5. This gon blow up in the Nets face too

Even if Kyrie leaves, we still have max cap space

 

[No1]

I honestly feel bad for Nets fans

The Nets still have the assets to get another player.