Breaking: Sub used to take people to see the the Titanic has gone missing (Update: RIP / Breh thinks the Titanic is in the Indian Ocean) )

[HoldThisL]

Leviathan

Nah this nikka

 

[Wink Beaufield]

Imagine being stuck 1000s of ft below the ocean and the excuse you hear is "Yeah I sent him a text and he ain't texting back" and the captain looks like he's playing a game of Warzone

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

This geography sub-discussion in here got me crying. Dudes been talking about this for 12 hours straight

Breh classic Coli.

Page 1: Initial comments in line with a completely innocuous topic
Page 2: things start to heat up with the jokes
Page 3: nikkas are offended
Page 4+: “yes he deserves to die and I hope he burns in hell ”

 

[Arizax2]

My goodness just the thought of being trapped in a closed cylinder with 4 other people is terrifying. No heater, it's probably musty, bouncing around in huge waves, pitch black, my gawd. Sounds like a Saw scene.

Last people you see is 4 random bozos. I wouldn't be surprised if someone in there off the CEO just to save some oxygen

 

[Windows 91]

Missing Titanic sub maker OceanGate faced allegations about hull safety as early as 2018

In a 2018 lawsuit, an ex-employee said he warned OceanGate about a lack of testing and was fired for raising concerns, claiming paying customers were left in the dark.

www.insider.com

I know his submarine pack is HITTING right now

 

[KBtheKey]

I bet that submarine pack hitting that iceberg pack right now

 

[KBtheKey]

What did the Titan canned tuna company say when questioned about their efforts to normalize tuna in traditional salads?

"The movement should be a breeze, but only if the iceberg lettuce."

Spoiler:

ba dum tiss

 

[Jean Jacket]

this shyt is taken

Gotta move faster next time...

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

This might be the WOAT way to go out tbh

No doubt. No food. No water. Running out of oxygen. Looking at eachother scared af. Regretting the decision with all your might. Stuck in the depths of darkness. No control.

A million ways to die.

 

[OneManGang]

Between this thread and the Zion thread I have been non stop laughing this week

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Only a bunch of cacs would die like this

 

[Devilinurear]

Only a bunch of cacs would die like this

And two Pakistanis

Probably thinking how they got caught up in this white shyt.

 

[Spence]

Deepest water rescue was 1500ft, they at a depth of 13k. Them ngas dead dead

 

[ReggieFlare]

I generally don’t fukk with nature but I REALLY don’t mess around with the ocean. These guys are first ballot Darwin Award recipients

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

there is no hope.

Even if they located this thing today, it would still take too long to engineer and plan the actual rescue operation to retrieve them that deep