BREAKING: Roman Reigns suspended for wellness violation

[Johnny Joestar]

Millions of Moms and children just reacted like...

it's almost as if millions of twitter hoes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

 

[jackswstd]

Man Roman really got some of y'all in your feelings there's like three threads on this.

 

[Silkk]

It was a dumb move, but this saves WWE from themselves. They were about to have a big match on a throwaway PPV. Also, maybe we can see Seth Rollins get his Lance Storm on and come out with a urine/blood sample and proclaim to be the greatest natural athlete in the E

Hopefully it teaches them stupid idiots about putting all their eggs in one basket to make one guy look strong.

 

[September]

What the fukk?

What a fukking idiot. fukk up your careers to be a juicer meathead brehs

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Meanwhile, Ambrose stays with CLEAN piss

fixed

 

[thaKEAF]

All these years I saw those blue ropes and assumed it was a episode of Smackdown when he was beefing with Steph

I did too

 

[True Blue Moon]

Yo crowds are going to give it to him when he gets back. Chanting STEEEEIIIII-RRROOOOIIIIDDD in every town

 

[Paper Boi]

he just trying to avoid his future

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Let's work out in my personal gym, Roman. I'll even share my 'Gatorade' with you."

"Okay boss. Sounds like a good time."




*months later*

"You're getting out-drawn by Ambrose on the B-circuit. You pissed hot last year. Rey's kid leaked the scoops. YOU'RRRRRRRRE suspended."

 

[RammerJammer]

Man Roman really got some of y'all in your feelings there's like three threads on this.

Well breh, the guy that WWE decided to push to the moon just got suspended. Didn't happen with Cena, Rock, or Austin in their initial pushes. This is kind of a first.

 

[September]

@mrken12 @September
@BlackBrainChild

Yall thought that Steroid Guy shyt was funny when it was Ryback right?

nikka that shyt is still funny fukk you talking bout

 

[twan83]

They knew bout this shyt already it's why he lost at money in the bank
And if they want they can still use the triple threat match cuz it's past the 30 days too
Question is if they do what they gonna use as a angle or will they just make it one on one instead then have Roman interfere in main event to make it triple threat at summerslam

 

[Prince Akeem]

now i remember a lot of y'all saying they cover up and protect top stars when it comes to this...

They haven't tagged Cena or HHH.

 

[prophecypro]

Cena bout to get another title run after Summerslam I reckon too

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

IT'S LIT!