Breaking: Oxygen mask don't work on Boeing 737s per FAA

[newarkhiphop]

https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1810354823017169042

 

[Paper Boi]

yeah i got a cousin in that industry who says he would not board a flight on one if you value your life


they buying replacement parts off temu

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Yeah fukk Boeing. And of course the sages at the Supreme Court has made it harder to sue these morons into acting right. Great job you old pieces of shyt.

Airbus stock finna grow like the beanstalk. Time to invest and make some money.

 

[Coco Loco]

yeah i got a cousin in that industry who says he would not board a flight on one if you value your life


they buying replacement parts off temu

We need a crying dap option


I have a work trip coming up, my plane is a 737 MAX. EYE am fukking terrified

I would've never booked that shyt on my own. I was so pissed Delta, my fave, wasn't an option

The other options were at far away airports or had several layovers

 

[Pressure]

We need a crying dap option


I have a work trip coming up, my plane is a 737 MAX. EYE am fukking terrified

I would've never booked that shyt on my own. I was so pissed Delta, my fave, wasn't an option

The other options were at far away airports or had several layovers

Flight might be canceled tbh.

 

[Arizax2]

Flight prices about to get jacked up if those planes have to be down for inspection

 

[Geek Nasty]

We need a crying dap option


I have a work trip coming up, my plane is a 737 MAX. EYE am fukking terrified

I would've never booked that shyt on my own. I was so pissed Delta, my fave, wasn't an option

The other options were at far away airports or had several layovers

Send me your coli cash before you leave

 

[Fillerguy]

We need a crying dap option


I have a work trip coming up, my plane is a 737 MAX. EYE am fukking terrified

I would've never booked that shyt on my own. I was so pissed Delta, my fave, wasn't an option

The other options were at far away airports or had several layovers

Pop a couple ambiens so if the plane drops, U.O.E.N.O

Problem solved

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

On top of that didn't they murder a bunch of whistleblowers?

 

[jdubnyce]

We need a crying dap option


I have a work trip coming up, my plane is a 737 MAX. EYE am fukking terrified

I would've never booked that shyt on my own. I was so pissed Delta, my fave, wasn't an option

The other options were at far away airports or had several layovers

Get on another non Boeing flight
Your work shouldn't force you to fly on Boeing

 

[jdubnyce]

On top of that didn't they murder a bunch of whistleblowers?

Boeing Window Cancer
Boeing Induced "Suicides"

 

[Coco Loco]

Send me your coli cash before you leave

Pop a couple ambiens so if the plane drops, U.O.E.N.O

Problem solved

Oh I already planned to be high. Luckily it's only a 2 and half hour flight

Get on another non Boeing flight
Your work shouldn't force you to fly on Boeing

I'm a federal employee so I'd need a valid reason to book a flight outside of the authorized carriers

 

[chineebai]

Damn fukk Boeing
The only way they learn is to arrest and jail the execs

 

[jdubnyce]

Oh I already planned to be high. Luckily it's only a 2 and half hour flight







I'm a federal employee so I'd need a valid reason to book a flight outside of the authorized carriers

Fear of being unalived

 

[Coco Loco]

Fear of being unalived

You'd think lol
The first thing they'll say is book one of the layover flights


One of them that met all the requirements was 11 hours with 2-3 layovers