Breaking: Old man decimated by falling cat, “loyal” dog attempts to play with assassin...

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brehs...the fukk the coroner supposed to say to the family :mjlol:

what do you even put as the cause of death :mjlol::mjlol:

Blunt force trauma by.....cat :sadcam:

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I read somewhere that cats have only been domesticated for a only about 200 yrs...as opposed to the 1000 of yrs of dogs being man best friend......it explains their independence and attitudes very well.

They are still wild animals kinda
cats are not domesticated in the traditional sense. they came to live with humans in a mutually beneficial role eating rodents. they were not broken and trained to be house pets
 

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Im not even going to try to wonder why the dog has on shoes but damn how far was the cat up in the sky to knock out cold a full grown man? My daughters cat weighs 8 lbs
Drop a 10lb dumbbell from just 4 stories up on someone’s head broski. I don’t think you can tell them to “Walk that shyt off. You’ll be aight” :picard:
 

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I read somewhere that cats have only been domesticated for a only about 200 yrs...as opposed to the 1000 of yrs of dogs being man best friend......it explains their independence and attitudes very well.

They are still wild animals kinda
A cats independence is based on each cat’s individual personality. All cats, not even most are like that.
 

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cats are not domesticated in the traditional sense. they came to live with humans in a mutually beneficial role eating rodents. they were not broken and trained to be house pets
Funny you say that because the dogs didn’t become domesticated like that either. Wolves and humans hunted the same lands and preyed on the same animals. We used eachother, as many animals do in the same ecosystem, to be more successful in hunting food and survival. Humans often tracked wolf packs and wolves often followed human hunting parties.That’s how we got a symbiotic relationship with them that ultimately ended up with modern domestication of what evolved into dogs from the wolf.
 

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Funny you say that because the dogs didn’t become domesticated like that either. Wolves and humans hunted the same lands and prey and used eachother, as many animals do in the same ecosystem, to be more successful in hunting food. Humans often tracked wolf packs and wolves often followed human hunting parties. That’s how we got a symbiotic relationship with them that ultimately ended up with modern domestication.
except that dog breeds have since been selectively bred by humans who prized certain traits and attributes

cats not as much.

that's makes a whole lot of difference.
 

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except that dog breeds have since been selectively bred by humans who prized certain traits and attributes

cats not as much.

that's makes a whole lot of difference.
Yeah, not bred as much as dogs. For sure. But bred significantly still. They just don’t vary in size, shape and etc as dogs do.
 
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