Breaking News: Former World Champion Debuts During Lucha Underground Tapings

[Riley Escobar]

This dude makes Jeff Jarrett look like Stone Cold

I’d say I hope he dies in the ring but that would give him far more attention than that lameass fatass fukkboi deserves

 

[JerseyBoy23]

My guess was Jack Swagger. Somehow it ended up even lamer

He's there too

 

[John Reena]

That’s da best signing?!

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Dreamer had those ECW crowds hotter than hell. Pretend a guy wasn't more over than your favorite flippy Japanese midget, brehs.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

My guess was The Big Guy Ryback

Low key I miss Ryback being all in the tsc headlines . The reaction in here whenever there was any news about him was golden

 

[COQWAVE]

boss don biggavel seen this coming thru the grapevine

"u mighta seen me leanin in the beamer, floatin off the top rope like tommy dreamer"

 

[Francis White]

Dreamer had those ECW crowds hotter than hell. Pretend a guy wasn't more over than your favorite flippy Japanese midget, brehs.

It’s 2018 not 1997.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

It’s 2018 not 1997.

Over is over, permanently, mark.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Low key I miss Ryback being all in the tsc headlines . The reaction in here whenever there was any news about him was golden

When Punk called that man an oaf, I lost my shyt

 

[mrken12]

He's there too

 

[MightyHealthy]

Though no footage exist a prominent journalist once was quoted saying "that boy flew off those ropes like a stray pigeon feather off the empire state building"

In a similar vein, a prolific poet once put forth "you might have seen me leaning in the Beamer,
floating off the top rope like Tommy Dreamer..."

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

When Punk called that man an oaf, I lost my shyt

Called him steroid guy or some shyt. “I’m dumb as fukk. I’m sorry.”

 

[John Reena]

Lucha Underground bout to be the new TNA:

Dumping ground for pro wrestling scrubs

 

[mannyrs13]

I don't think I wanna know. I'll rather be surprised. I just know my body is ready for when we return to the temple.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

he's hardcore