Breaking News: Cody Rhodes is a free agent, working without AEW Contract

[TheFryingDutchman]

Here’s a storyline for the next season of his reality tv show

Pretty much. He's talked about taking wrestling fans on a ride they've never been on. This is plenty of fake drama for his tv show.

good shyt here. He’d have nuclear heat with the audience if he beat page.

This is how you start a riot

 

[jerniebert]

Good Ole Double Talk.

 

[No Ma’am]

I thought they were all independent contractors?

 

[Vεnεficα]

Pretty sure this is a work

 

[Grifter]

Isn't he a part of management?

 

[8WON6]

please stay in AEW.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Dude is advertised for Dynamite on Wednesday. nikka ain’t gonna be in no fukking royal rumble this shyt is nothing.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Good Ole Double Talk.

This fool types the exact same way he talks

 

[NYChase718]

"Entrant #27 is on the way. Did you know that number has produced more Royal Rumble winners than any other number?"

"It's true. You wanna win the Rumble, you gotta....you gotta pray that you get to enter at #27."

*buzzer goes off*

*"Smoke and Mirrors" starts playing in the stadium*

"OH MY! NO WAY! COULD IT BE?! IT IS! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! CODY RHODES IS HERE!"

"Former AEW superstar, son of the late, great Dusty Rhodes. Former Intercontinental Champion, former tag team champion!"

"For the first time since 2016, Cody Rhodes is competing in a WWE ring! What a moment!"

"This is what the Royal Rumble's all about, Michael! You never know who's gonna show up!"

"Guys, I'm calling it. Cody's gonna win the Rumble, he's my pick!"

*cody steps in ring and gets tossed over the top by sami zayn*

 

[StatUS]

Good Ole Double Talk.

The years of dealing with carnies and also being a bit of a carny

Anything that happens, this statement covers. Just masterful

 

[RammerJammer]

Dude is advertised for Dynamite on Wednesday. nikka ain’t gonna be in no fukking royal rumble this shyt is nothing.

He was never gonna be in the Rumble, my sources say he’s going back to Impact

 

[HYDRO]

*cody steps in ring and gets tossed over the top by sami zayn*

The irony cause Sami is basically a better Cody

 

[MenacingMonk]

The irony cause Sami is basically a better Cody

Sami is leagues better than Cody and not even in the same conversation. Put some respect on El Generico.

 

[Breh Obama]

Cody himself is the problem and always was the problem

 

[Reality Check]

Good Ole Double Talk.

All that mental gymnastics could have been saved by saying "I don't know shyt but I'm looking into it."