Breaking News: Cena out 4-6 weeks

[Ohnoits]

My last comment got me negged in the red...



I knew Cena had no life.

ETA- Either that or Matt Hardy finally found my sonning posts

 

[Takerstani]

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Somebody brought up how he's the Jay Leno of wrestling, and during the whole Conan debacle people were wondering why he didn't/wouldn't just retire since had more than enough money to do so (he's said himself he's never spent a dime of the Tonight Show money). What people didn't get is, ignoring people's own opinions on him and his comedy, that he actually likes to work.

And nikkas are lazy as shyt and most of them don't have jobs anyway, so you know this idea is a foreign concept to most.

It's not that he likes to work. We should all be so lucky. It's that work is his WHOLE life and he's got nothing else going on. These are the type that allow their work to define them, people that work their entire lives, finally retire and then die a couple months later because they never figured out how to just be themselves away from their job. This isn't anyone "hating" on Cena, people feel sorry for him. And the fact that his job is playing this goofy cartoon character that he seems to be 100% immersed in only adds an extra layer of sadness to the whole thing.

 

[captaincharisma]

sounds like bs:

Former WWE writer Court Bauer joined Konnan and Mister Saint Laurent on MLW Radio and talked about the friction between John Cena and Vince McMahon regarding Cena's surgery last week:

"John Cena has this procedure done in Birmingham, AL. WWE.com puts out there that he'll be down for only two weeks and that life will go on. It was basically like removal of fragments and bone spurs in his arm or his elbow, which if you follow sports, baseball players have it done all the time, usually in the office season. NFL guys will have it done here or there. It's a pretty easy deal. So, I don't think anyone was thinking it was going to be this long stretched out thing, but then the reports came out about how long John Cena was going to be down for. John Cena then took to Twitter saying that WWE.com got the story wrong and that he's going to be out for a full six [weeks] and he just buried WWE.com and all the guys over there. The story obviously then switched to 'now he's out six weeks.'

"From what I know, Vince McMahon himself, in the agent meeting, the producers meeting, told everyone straight up the dude is out for just two weeks, 'we dodged a bullet and that he's very much in the mix moving forward.' That was Tuesday, he said that. Then Cena had very different things to say and I understand WWE.com did talk to James Andrews [Cena's doctor], who WWE and Cena did give them the blessing to talk to. That's standard protocol at WWE. They always try to interview the doctor, get insight so they can have the news. Sometimes it's a kayfabe site and sometimes it's a legit news site. Sometimes it's a TMZ site, but that's the story. They interviewed him and Dr. James Andrews did say he'd be out just two weeks.

"So you have to wonder if Vince and the doctor said it and Cena is saying six weeks, there is an interesting issue there. Is it that John Cena wanted the full six weeks out? Was John Cena then told something after Tuesdays that conflicted with this? But it was very quickly thereafter they reported it on the website that this was not in fact the situation. The reality of it is, John Cena is coming off a divorce, he's beaten up. He's got a bad neck, a bad hip, bad everything. He's closing in on 36. The wear and tear of a guy like that, that goes, goes, goes and is a company man, you gotta think about.

"And if you're Vince McMahon, you look at the clock, you look at the calendar and you think, is it time to build the next John Cena?"

 

[captaincharisma]

WWE star John Cena addressed his recovery from elbow surgery via Twitter. "Two weeks from surgery, swelling is almost under control, bruise is migrating," Cena wrote. "I'm trying my best to get back to Raw."

Cena is advertised for next week's WWE Raw television show in Sacramento.

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Its good to hear that hes doing better. I just hope in his twilight years he doesnt become the WWE version of Brett Favre. He's riding that line with his dedication.

 

[Da King]

WWE is stupid making him come back this early, if Cena out WWE gonna be TNA status

 

[captaincharisma]

-- Cena has another medical evaluation Monday, and that's when they'll decide whether he'll work Hell in a Cell or whether Ryback is going to get the shot against CM Punk. I know several different possible booking scenarios were discussed over the past few days.

-- Interestingly, WWE.com did a Twitter poll asking fans who they'd like to see challenge Punk at Hell in a Cell, and a full 69% said they'd rather see THE RYBACK get the shot.

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

they gon' need the best doctor ...

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Word? People dont wanna see cena/punk XIX???

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[jackswstd]

Not at all hyped for Cena vs Punk 36 Electric Boogaloo. Just give the match to Ryback.