Breaking: Julian Assange, reaches plea deal with US. Free after 7 yrs in self-exile at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London & 5 years in British prison

[inndaskKy]

So uhh…what does the US get?

A nice big fat L

 

[Mister Terrific]

Should’ve been life or a bullet but 15 years on the run and in jail is not bad. Got a lot of people killed and is gonna hit the Tucker/Putinist talk show circuit.

 

[Pure Water]

Piece of shyt is partially the reason we got Trump in the first place.

 

[Oatmeal]

KYRIE needs more help

 

[Captain Crunch]

Hopefully he makes it to his home country alive