Breaking: Brian Pumper is 5’4? Edit - Possibly shorter

[shopthatwrecks]

u could tell he was short by the trash can in the background..lol

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Aren't most of the dudes on here virgins?

I am. so?

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

The streets are still waiting for the Cellphone Adventures

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

I am. so?

Bro if u really a virgin dont jerk off & before sex gst head.
You have noooo ideaaaaa

 

[Neuromancer]

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[hashmander]

shyt it looks like he needs a step ladder to get in the car.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Bro if u really a virgin dont jerk off & before sex gst head.
You have noooo ideaaaaa

head aint losing virginity tho

nikka. We were in a discord group together. You ain't no virgin.

whoa there buddy....we have rules on there.

i have no idea what you're talking about. lets not be like 69 . ive had no relations with no one.

 

[Neuromancer]

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[Ashley Banks]

I think I accidentally wandered into the gay section of the coli.

 

[PJMilano]

I know Montana's daddy can't stand his ass ...

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

What’s your excuse brehs?

in

You fukking lying

Edit: oh shyt, you might be right. Just googled him standing next to Pinky and she's 4'11" ... Dude was not that far off from her...

Edit2: she might be wearing 4 inch heels in this one... But that would only make her about 5'3" .. either way breh is 5'4"

Spoiler

The first three posts got me

 

[SheWantTheD]

Dude a midget bruh

 

[SheWantTheD]

nikkas name dropping male pornstars in here

 

[SheWantTheD]

Dude fosho has a preference for light skinned women.

And if he started his own porn company he'd be a millionaire.

He's creative, he knows how to talk to women (never said respectfully), charismatic etc.

 

[Amor fati]

.....

Remember this one when he got chased by a skinny dude.