BREAKING: Another Elon Musk Rocket Explodes Before Takeoff…Daps and Rep

[Diondon]

Kim Jung rockets made with Tesla parts

 

[Mowgli]

I’ll give you a few more years to master your jujitsu skills. When you’ve reached a stage you don’t feel the need to brag about it, I will reappear to bring you up to the next stage.

- Be well my child.

Black belt level. 4 days a week. Old. I'm doing what I'm supposed to do. Getting people interested in the greatest martial art of all time.

And you ain't..

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Imagine being 40 years old talking like this on the internet

I’ll talk any way I fukking please you fukking sissy

@RickyDiBiase has nothing better to do than look stupid on TheColi all day. Don’t pay that moronic and attention seeking Bozo any attention.

Just like your wife selling oranges and tshirts under a freeway you fukking soft shoe bootlicking buck

 

[RickyDiBiase]

He messages brehs 3am on here asking to smell “bussy”. I think you mean I’m Batman and he’s Battyman

Lol you love the attenion and just like a how you gotta lie on others to mask up for your own insecurity and shortcomings

 

[TRUEST]

Black belt level. 4 days a week. Old. I'm doing what I'm supposed to do. Getting people interested in the greatest martial art of all time.

And you ain't..

Hmm ok.

You’re not ready. But don’t worry. I’ll continue to keep an eye on your progress.

- Be well my child.

 

[Umoja]

There are wonderful compilations of rockets blowing up. Failure is a necessary condition for success, especially in these endeavors. The brilliance to think up and build such a magnificent machine.



Guy has the ambition and means to explore the universe. He implores thousands of smartest men and women who have ever existed to break new ground and create a new world in his vision.

You're on a message board typing shyt takes. Somehow Elon is the problem?

Take his dikk out your mouth, c00n.

 

[African Peasant]

This is Nasa's money.

This is not a L for MUSK himself. It's a L for the US

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Imagine being this much of a bootlicking, buck dancing bussy suck for a white south african who hates your black ass. You tried to soften the c00ning with some understandable reasoning but really just mental gymnasticing your way to defend white daddy like the bytch made fakkit you really are

I can't wait till the Japanese and Germans put an end to Tesla. You know it's coming

 

[JayGatsby]

That's how you test your theory , putting your project through such tests

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Dude needs to spend less time trolling on twitter and more time working on rocket performance because that's just embarrassing.

Lmao if you or anyone believes that clown actually does anything.

If you actually run companies you're not spending your time bullshytting around online. He's a glorified investor that really wants you to think he's Tony stark

 

[NoMorePie]

How did it explode before takeoff if it took off

 

[Bolzmark]

Niqqas is supposed to ride one of those to Mars? I understand these failures are part of the engineering process but from the looks of it they got a LONG way to go and those people who signed up to ride might want to rethink that

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

A lot of ignorant posts in this thread.

This was the FIRST test launch. It’s called R&D for a reason (research and development) for those who don’t know.

Musk literally said he would be happy if it didn’t blow up on the launch pad. Some of the engines didn’t even cut on.

They will take the data from this and fix shyt. And do it over and over and over again until it’s perfected.


And it blew up because the auto self destruct engaged. They just built the largest rocket in human history and launched it. That’s a feet in itself.

Do y’all even know how many rockets NASA crashed in the beginning or when Space X first launched

 

[Saint1]

Daps and rep

 

[Mowgli]

Hmm ok.

You’re not ready. But don’t worry. I’ll continue to keep an eye on your progress.

- Be well my child.

Relax and I'm not your son.