Breaking: 2 astronauts currently stuck INDEFINITELY in SPACE on a Boeing spaceship (Update 5: they still up there)

[EarlyEarly]

Guys making sound like they drifting off into space somewhere. They're with other people out there.

 

[The BasedFather]

“But they’ve said repeatedly that the astronauts are not stranded and that in the case of an emergency, they could fly home in Starliner. SpaceX’s Dragon capsule, which has been flying astronauts to the space station for NASA since 2020, could be used as a backup if necessary, NASA officials said.”

Looks like they’re on an extended stay and will come back soon

 

[Diddly Drogba]

Too bad it wasn't those fakkits @RickyDiBiase and @karim

 

[Arizax2]

Is Boeing concerned to big to fail like the banks? Seriously throw the whole company away. That brand is toast and is the butt of all jokes.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I've read that they had zero problems with the space program until they started using private companies instead of the gov just doing everything.

Need to do some research but that sounds right.

Here's what companies do. They try to do shyt as cheap as possible. That's fine for a bicycle or even a car. The car starts having problems you just stop the car.

A space ship has ONE LITTLE problem and that whole shyt vaporizes. Instantly.

That's why companies prolly shouldn't be in charge of space ships. Even if whoever making the ship is doing extra.. great. Fine. Add an extra layer or 10.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Is Boeing concerned to big to fail like the banks? Seriously throw the whole company away. That brand is toast and is the butt of all jokes.

Are u saying that Boeing is the space/aviation version of that Titan submarine and that planes are being flown with rebore x box controllers?

Wow

 

[King Poetic]

I've read that they had zero problems with the space program until they started using private companies instead of the gov just doing everything.

Need to do some research but that sounds right.

Here's what companies do. They try to do shyt as cheap as possible. That's fine for a bicycle or even a car. The car starts having problems you just stop the car.

A space ship has ONE LITTLE problem and that whole shyt vaporizes. Instantly.

That's why companies prolly shouldn't be in charge of space ships. Even if whoever making the ship is doing extra.. great. Fine. Add an extra layer or 10.

In other words, trying to do the submersible type shyt

 

[Spence]

Such a fall from being such a great and reliable company centered on safety above all else.

Bet they don’t have these kinds of problems in China

 

[Uitomy]

Yea...I'd tell ol gal look...we may as well just get to fukking

Buss all in that shyt and if yall live, let that decompression handle it

 

[Whore D'oeuvres]

I've read that they had zero problems with the space program until they started using private companies instead of the gov just doing everything.

Need to do some research but that sounds right.

Here's what companies do. They try to do shyt as cheap as possible. That's fine for a bicycle or even a car. The car starts having problems you just stop the car.

A space ship has ONE LITTLE problem and that whole shyt vaporizes. Instantly.

That's why companies prolly shouldn't be in charge of space ships. Even if whoever making the ship is doing extra.. great. Fine. Add an extra layer or 10.

NASA turning into the military buying shyt from whoever will do it the cheapest


Gotta watch those contractors "military-grade" either means it's tough or it's a piece of shyt. No in-between.

 

[br82186]

Damn, hope those two make it back alive and in one piece. Do not be surprised if we see this with Elon and Space X sooner or later.

 

[karim]

Too bad it wasn't those fakkits @RickyDiBiase and @karim

You're a c00n

 

[JLova]

Couldn’t even bless the man with a nice pawg to look at for eternity.

I tried so hard not to laugh...you foul!

 

[Goombreh]

I recommend they do like Sandra Bullock did in Gravity.

 

[ORDER_66]

They STILL up there???