Field Marshall Bradley
Veteran
Coffee is cocaine - y’all are programmed. People standing 40 deep in a line waiting an hour for their coffee fix like free sample day for purple tops. Then people acting out of focus and hazy, change of personality if they don’t get their cup of morning coffee and their afternoon coffee drip. That doesn’t sound crack-ish to you?? If America ran out of coffee supply, 95% of coffee drinkers would be in detox and rehab.
if given a choice between drinking and getting an instant fix, 97.5% of coffee drinkers would opt to shoot their Colombian roast dark brew, directly in their veins. You’re fooling yourself. I’m a tea drinker, we don’t have those types of problems. Coffee comes from the coca plant - do the math and you’ll see.
I think you're falling for the sensationalized title of that article.... there is nothing comparable about cocaine and coffee..... while caffeine is very addictive, so are egg mcmuffins and mcdoubles..... there is a difference between getting high vs stimulated