Brazilian olympic diver with a phat ass...

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This is what I like :noah:

Y'all slander IG hoes with fake asses on here all day but an Olympian with a nice ass is posted and it's not phat enough :what:

Who is saying that? she has a nice ass sure but it ain't phat, why say 'phat ass' then when people go :manny: you retort with 'bu bu she's a swimmer'
 

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:russ: Imagine a diver with a real big Instagram butt. Lol the comedy.
Go on.... :noah:
As she dives one asscheek drops slightly below the other and her ass flopping in the air like a flag on a breezy day. As she hits the water, her ass causes a boom of splash. Wetting the crowd like a whale at sea world. A Score of 1.000 shows on the Jumbotron, the lowest in Olympic history. The dudes in the audience :shaq: and they look on eagerly waiting for the next dive. The crowd of men sigh :mjcry: as @leledamodel does not advance to the next round.
 
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i think yall want an actual fat chick to be posted. that seems to be what yall like

shes an olympian, and her ass is great

This. I swear these dudes wanna see an obese hog with a sloppy, boxy, surgically enhanced butt. This broad is prototype body for me. Slim, defined and a nice ass.

The term "phat" should be defined cuz seems like my definition doesn't jive with others.

This is what I would call phat on an athletic/toned woman:

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Prototype :whoo:
 

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As she dives one asscheek drops slightly below the other and her ass flopping in the air the like flag on a breezy day. As she hits the water, her ass causes a boom of splash. Wetting the crowd like a whale at sea world. A Score of 1.000 shows on the Jumbotron, the lowest in Olympic history. The dudes in the audience :shaq: and they look on eagerly waiting for the next dive. The crowd of men sigh :mjcry: as @leledamodel does not advance to the next round.

That's a sad ending :mjcry:
 

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...kicks out underage partner out of bed to fukk a cac. Almost gets kicked out of the Olympics, fukks up on the competition and ends up dead last :mjlol: I feel for the partner doe.

The name is Ingrid Oliveira

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Do y'all do bold for extra coli points? It may have been a "cac" but it was a fellow Brazilian on the team. That's not the same at all fam.
 

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Who said cartoonish ass though? he said PHAT, do you think her ass is phat? yes or no?

:dahell:

I ain't talking bout OP. I'm on about the people ITT saying that she ain't got an ass the size of your average IG thot
 
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