Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
What does anyone see in Gwenyth Paltrow, she isn't very attractive at all. She's about as Plain Jane as you get.
I had an e-PIFFany (bars) whilst I meditated on this, and it is this:
Gwenyth Paltrow is perhaps the purest example of why folk who be stressin'
the burden of living up to "European Beauty Standards" gets no wins in Mi Casa.
She got all the attributes that the "Pretty White Lady" Handbook
says is the Gold Standard - long blonde hair, blue eyes, perfectly
symmetrical face, slim nose, almost exactly 36-24-36 but not much ass...
...but you put all that together on her specifically, and it just ain't that exciting.
She's like the the Tim Duncan of broads.
I can respect the fundamentals, but I don't need to buy a ticket to see it.