Bout to head out to a shady part of town for some p*ssy, Wish me luck 👨💦🍑
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Did you slam ass?I'm still alive
Dog Based Gremlin
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Meant her somewhereDid you slam ass?
Took a stroll in the park and got some food
Cupped the cheeks in the park in that huggin and leaning over style
Ass was fat but folded up like a wet diaper when its grabbed
It was soft like a single moms ass
I was turned off and disgusted with myself
No lie, i could've really smashed if I'd put in the effort but i have real bad "post nut clarity" and thought with my big head for once and weaseled out in a nice way.
I want a muscle butt chick, brehs
I want a muscle butt chick, brehs
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Meant her somewhere
Took a stroll in the park and got some food
Cupped the cheeks in the park in that huggin and leaning over style
Ass was fat but folded up like a wet diaper when its grabbed
It was soft like a single moms ass
I was turned off and disgusted with myself
No lie, i could've really smashed if I'd put in the effort but i have real bad "post nut clarity" and thought with my big head for once and weaseled out in a nice way.
I want a muscle butt chick, brehs
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I'm still alive
We did it!!
Lol I low-key miss those dangerous creep adventures. Cognac whispering to me that I’m superman and “I wish a mf would”
Please don’t do this again next time brother, we care about you. The hit is never worth it and now for a few days her dirty energy is all around you (maybe). Let us find clean, good wholesome ladies
I was gonna say something along these lines, well played. The Undergraduate Gooch gonna be hiding behind the door when he walks in ready to give him a wedgie
This looks like you text her telling her you like her and want to see her, but you're really, really scared of all the ruffians about
Dog Based Gremlin
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Dog Based Gremlin
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Oh damnI've been in a situation like that before OP and then some young nikka bust through the front door with a gun...
Backstory?
You're fukking hilarious, props for your honesty and self-awarenessI didno shame
Ain't trying to walk past this for some p-sleeve
Not much to tell. There's a notorious nasty rundown ghetto spot of town where I'm from and I pulled up with some weed thinking about to get some ass and then when I get there ol girl was kind of stalling and playing until some young nikka suddenly came through the front door with a gun in his hand. In retrospect, within the first few minutes me being there ol girl was talking about how the police was looking for her ex or something like that. I didn't pay much mind but she was basically priming of me for the fact that he was around (on his way there).
So yeah, he came in, she acted all shocked and mad that he was just suddenly busting in through the front door, and then went into the back room, back out and was kind of leaning up against the wall holding the gun and kind of eyeballing me and her. This all took place with him maybe 2 minutes and then I just got up and walked out without saying anything. Left the weed.
Could have went a lot worse though. But he was a young looking nikka. Probably very early 20s (I was like 29 or 30).
Definitely a setup I feel like, but he didn't have the balls to go through with anything.
Oh shyt, just tell em your cousin work with Atlantic and you can sort them out on a music video.I did
Ain't trying to walk pass this for some p-sleeve
Swap socials
Do your thing with her and fill that sleeve up
Hit them with the
on your way outBlock them bozos
or he don't want nikkas masked up in his crib a month after fukking this ratchet whore
Jesus H. Christ
I died for your sins
Thoughts & prayers but go get 'em champ 