Booker T: Dixie Carter was "living out her MILF Dream" in TNA

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Booker T talks too much

He always sounds like he's shytting on someone but he uses key phrases to make it seem like he's not.

"So, that's the thing with Naomi, man. She needs to work on her ring psychology, but she's athletic, you know what I mean? I'm a fan, you know what I'm saying? But nobody deserves anything in the business, man, not even me, you know what I'm saying? I'm a fukking bum, I let Vince [Russo] use me to fill his quota to avoid that lawsuit. But unlike Naomi, the NAACP had that psychology working. Like my brother says, they used the squeeze on Vince. And when you use the squeeze, you get the opportunities to become the five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time world champion, you know what I mean? So Naomi needs to do that, because if she don't, she might be a bum at a later date, you know what I'm saying?

But enough pontificating upon your tuchus. Let me tell you why Hulk Hogan is the greatest white man I've ever known, shucky ducky quack quack."
 

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He always sounds like he's shytting on someone but he uses key phrases to make it seem like he's not.

"So, that's the thing with Naomi, man. She needs to work on her ring psychology, but she's athletic, you know what I mean? I'm a fan, you know what I'm saying? But nobody deserves anything in the business, man, not even me, you know what I'm saying? I'm a fukking bum, I let Vince [Russo] use me to fill his quota to avoid that lawsuit. But unlike Naomi, the NAACP had that psychology working. Like my brother says, they used the squeeze on Vince. And when you use the squeeze, you get the opportunities to become the five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time world champion, you know what I mean? So Naomi needs to do that, because if she don't, she might be a bum at a later date, you know what I'm saying?

But enough pontificating upon your tuchus. Let me tell you why Hulk Hogan is the greatest white man I've ever known, shucky ducky quack quack."
I’d have thought that was a real quote if I skipped that first paragraph :russ:
 

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*New Talent enters Dixie’s office to sign their contract*

Dixie:
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New Talent: I’m glad we could come to terms on a deal. Thank you so much for the opportunity, Ms. Carter.

Dixie: Please, *locks door* call me Dixie.

New Talent: You got it. Any reason you locked the door, Dixie?

Dixie: Well, I’m gonna need that dikk, see...
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So that Dixie Carter/AJ Styles storyline was a shoot?

:laff:

Dixie Carters p*ssy being the real Impact zone

Me and the boy A.J. did more in impact
Than just wrestling and promos; get it? More in IMPACT


Imagine dikking down the boss like she some kind of fan, or groupie :mjlol:

Getting a poor performance review for employee evaluation. And an eventual deavor cause you failed to give her a good piping. Double:mjlol:
 
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