He always sounds like he's shytting on someone but he uses key phrases to make it seem like he's not.
"So, that's the thing with Naomi, man. She needs to work on her ring psychology, but she's athletic, you know what I mean? I'm a fan, you know what I'm saying? But nobody deserves anything in the business, man, not even me, you know what I'm saying? I'm a fukking bum, I let Vince [Russo] use me to fill his quota to avoid that lawsuit. But unlike Naomi, the NAACP had that psychology working. Like my brother says, they used the squeeze on Vince. And when you use the squeeze, you get the opportunities to become the five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time, five-time world champion, you know what I mean? So Naomi needs to do that, because if she don't, she might be a bum at a later date, you know what I'm saying?
But enough pontificating upon your tuchus. Let me tell you why Hulk Hogan is the greatest white man I've ever known, shucky ducky quack quack."