Cattle Mutilation
Superstar
Booker's problem-solving if he were in other professions
*Grease fire breaks out in the kitchen*
Booker T: Well don't just stand there, throw some water on the fire and put it out.
Line cook: That's not how grease fires work Booker!
Booker T: Get out of the damn way you idiot *throws water on the grease fire, burns down the restaurant*
*Accountant in the office talks about wanting to embezzle money*
Booker T at lunch: I hear you want to embezzle money Nichols. Is that true?
Accountant: Yes
Booker T: Alright well let's go back to the office, but please be sure to stay away from the bank deposit bag.
Accountant: "steals the bank deposit bag*
*Truck driver is a raging alcoholic*
Booker T: Hey Adam, let's go out to lunch, my treat!
Adam: Thanks Booker! Where we going
Booker T: I was thinking somewhere with a bar, it's been a rough morning and I could use a drink
Adam: You know I'm an alcoholic, right?
Booker: I know, but let's just go take a seat at the bar, this place has some good food to you know! You've been going to AA, this should be a good way for you to test out your discipline
Adam: *Gets drunk at lunch*
*Grease fire breaks out in the kitchen*
Booker T: Well don't just stand there, throw some water on the fire and put it out.
Line cook: That's not how grease fires work Booker!
Booker T: Get out of the damn way you idiot *throws water on the grease fire, burns down the restaurant*
*Accountant in the office talks about wanting to embezzle money*
Booker T at lunch: I hear you want to embezzle money Nichols. Is that true?
Accountant: Yes
Booker T: Alright well let's go back to the office, but please be sure to stay away from the bank deposit bag.
Accountant: "steals the bank deposit bag*
*Truck driver is a raging alcoholic*
Booker T: Hey Adam, let's go out to lunch, my treat!
Adam: Thanks Booker! Where we going
Booker T: I was thinking somewhere with a bar, it's been a rough morning and I could use a drink
Adam: You know I'm an alcoholic, right?
Booker: I know, but let's just go take a seat at the bar, this place has some good food to you know! You've been going to AA, this should be a good way for you to test out your discipline
Adam: *Gets drunk at lunch*
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