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The Intergalactic Koala

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  • Sami Zayn vs Karrion Kross (vaccine on a pole match)
  • Dieno vs Nick Gage (Kiss my ass match)
  • Goldberg vs Daniel Bryan (submission match)
 

StraxStrax

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Nick Gage vs. Zandig in a Striker's Rules match in WWE sized ring
 

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Mongo vs. Lewie in a 30 minute iron man match. No one would stay if it was 60.

Mad Man Pondo vs. Necro Butcher in a Pure Rules match.

Alexa Bliss vs. Eva Marie in a 2/3 falls match, no stips.
 

Mike the Executioner

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Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzales......at WrestleMania 34. The rematch that nobody was thinking about because they didn’t want it. :mjgrin:

If you injure yourself, you don't get paid. :unimpressed:

Ending goes like this: Undertaker goes for the chokeslam, but he can't do it. Giant Gonzales tries to slam Undertaker, but Undertaker counters it into a Tombstone. The Tombstone is botched and Giant Gonzales lands right on his head, dying upon impact. As Gonzales lays motionless with his eyes open, Undertaker celebrates, not realizing he was so stupid and reckless, he just killed someone in the ring. And he himself looks like death.

Michael Cole says, "The Undertaker is BACK! BETTER.....THAN EVER!"

Undertaker collapses backstage and goes into a seizure. He gets diagnosed with a TBI and never wrestles again.........or remembers what his own name is. Michael Cole makes it a point to mention "TBI" on commentary as much as he can for the next three years. :scust:
 
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