Bolt wants to play for Man U

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Sometimes I feel, as an American that I am being cheated out of the real soccer experience and forcibly raped by the baseball experience...

It's ironic you say this. In my high school, about 15 of the american football players petitioned to have soccer moved to the spring, so that we wouldn't have to choose. The committee gave us the :childplease: face. :to: A lot of us played soccer all through junior high, it's f*cked up that they make you choose. I am sure we were not the only high school players who petitioned for this.
 
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This is a joke.....try out meaning "yea come down and fukk around with the team" publicity stunt type BS.....Even though i dont think he is serious maybe he could play for Queens park :huhldup: but on the real I hope he doesnt take up a roster spot of someone that has really earned it.
 
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I just want to see him take one Kick off Return

Goodell needs to change that KO rule for him

He'd have to be able to catch the ball first...what are we gonna hand it to him in the endzone and then tell him to run. I would love to see a collision with him running full speed with the ball on the kickoff and a gunner. Bolt may not be getting up or run in any olympic again.:snoop:
 

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This is a joke.....try out meaning "yea come down and fukk around with the team" publicity stunt type BS.....Even though i dont think he is serious maybe he could play for Queens park :huhldup: but on the real I hope he doesnt take up a roster spot of someone that has really earned it.

Not even QPR
 

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He'd have to be able to catch the ball first...what are we gonna hand it to him in the endzone and then tell him to run. I would love to see a collision with him running full speed with the ball on the kickoff and a gunner. Bolt may not be getting up or run in any olympic again.:snoop:

He's from Jamaica he plays cricket, where they catch the ball with bare hands ... you don't think he can catch a football?
 

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This is a joke.....try out meaning "yea come down and fukk around with the team" publicity stunt type BS.....Even though i dont think he is serious maybe he could play for Queens park :huhldup: but on the real I hope he doesnt take up a roster spot of someone that has really earned it.

You really think the greatest manager of all time is going give an olympic sprinter a contract?


fukking hell:snoop:


Bolt is a United fan so it will just be (another) come down and fukk around with the team.

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(at old trafford watching us beat Arsenal 8-2, a game which i was at, so i guess i can say i was in the same stadium as him:ehh:)
 
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You really think the greatest manager of all time is going give an olympic sprinter a contract?


fukking hell:snoop:


Bolt is a United fan so it will just be (another) come down and fukk around with the team.

Obviously not, if you read what I wrote.
 
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I did.



The fact you think this is even a possibility. On any premier league team. Hell on any team above the 5th tier:laugh:


Your a dumb brit, Ill give u a pass.:rudy: An wheres the rest of my quote no just the snippet, typical Brit tabloid behavior.
 
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