Blastoise is only 5'3?!?!

[MenacingMonk]

Ash was getting punked by a 5'7 Charizard?

He didn't know BJJ.

 

[Action Mike]

Be surprised pokemon (literally pocket monsters) aint that big brehs

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Be surprised pokemon (literally pocket monsters) aint that big brehs

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Asian animals

 

[Regular Developer]

Be surprised pokemon (literally pocket monsters) aint that big brehs

I thought they were pocket monsters because they wind up fitting into pocket sized balls.....pause

 

[987654321]

Only!?!?! I thought all those shyts were waist high!

Threads like this make me relieved we don’t have to deal with some of the fantasy creatures we see on TV. Imagine coming across a fukking tortoise armed with anatomical water cannons, the size of my ex!

The Pokémon would be at the top of the food chain, hunting us down like rodents in the streets.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Well, Ash is a 10 year old or something so I guess he is under 5'0 making these pokemon look bigger than they are...

 

[987654321]

fukking fifth graders out here sport fighting 5’3 magical mutant pit bulls, that shyt out plasma, flames, and god only knows what temperature non potable water, on Banfield wellness plans and shyt smh

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

That’s wild, I woulda thought Blastoise was big as shyt

 

[5n0man]

Ash was getting punked by a 5'7 Charizard?

Pokémon are inconsistent with the sizes of Pokémon. The average size of a charizard was supposed to be 5'7, Ash's charizard was unnaturally big at 7 feet tall, but his charizard was considered small compared to charizards found in other regions.


That's what I learned from looking it up.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

I thought they were pocket monsters because they wind up fitting into pocket sized balls.....pause

 

[Carl Tethers]

Blastoise a damn chode

 

[MushroomX]

Snorlax is 6'11 and that pokemon is a ton of ass.

How can you lug around a pokeball with that thing inside?

 

[FromStLouis]

Same height as Wolverine. Blade is 6'2.

 

[spacewraith]

Think of how frightening a pitbull that stood 5'3 would be