Better late than never.Oh yes they are
Mammaries.
I, BlackPearl, appreciate you. While all the other contestants feel owed the title of 'Poster of the Year" I take a different approach. I understand that I need to earn that title and I am here to prove my commitment to getting it.
First and foremost, I adore thecoli.com. It is may favorite website. I visit it daily, attend the meet ups and I appreciate all of it's members; good and bad. To prove that I have taken the time to individually tag hundreds of posters which you will find in the posts below. I do this because I want you to know how much each and everyone of you mean to me. If I didn't tag your name please know that it was not for lack of appreciation but lack of time.
While some of my opponents are Canadian and making false promises; I deliver. Do we really believe someone will be repping all of you for life? Especially when they have no history of keeping such a promise. Let's not fall for the emotional Canadian lies brehs and brehettes.
I, on the other hand, have a proven track record of keeping my rep promises . In the following thread Insult @Mowgli and Get Repped I promised to rep all those who followed through. Even after a month of reps being down I came back to deliver as promised. That's commitment. That's dependability. That is a Poster of the Year you can count on.
So know that when you vote for me as Poster of the Year all the following promises will be kept:
1. Anyone who votes for BlackPearl with be repped on site for the entire year. I'm not bullshytting. I already have a list of the people who nominated me. All of which has already received reps because I deliver.
2. I pledge to keep being the funny, charismatic poster than you have come to love and appreciate and that appreciates you.
3. I pledge to post more body shots. That's right! I know you ain't trying to look at pictures of these crusty ass dudes no matter how pretty they are. I got something that none of the others can offer. The others are just gonna keep doing what they do. But me. Oh I come with perks. Big perks! He's a sample for your viewing pleasure.
So following the link and cast your vote for your Poster of the Year BlackPearl!
The OFFICIAL 2016 TLR POTY Thread