Black Mirror (Season 5) June 5, 2019

[Json]

getting tired of having sex with your wife because you'd rather have virtual sex with your homie brehs

Only guys know what guys like

 

[Norrin Radd]

Charlie Brooker really living up to this

 

[Bryan Danielson]

At the conversations in here

 

[Bless't]

Laughed out loud at that shyt.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Season was meh

 

[Kaydigi]

My boy just texted me to hop online to play Tekken...

 

[Deep_Black_Conscious]

Weak season.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

First two episodes was garbage I wanted to cut that shyt off they coulda went so many angles with the video game shyt, nah they had to have these dudes on some gay shyt fukking each other in a video game. What sorta of weirdo gay fantasy nerd wrote this bullshyt

Second episode had a horrible ending ruined the whole episode for me

This is literally exactly what a dude would do though. You in the video game matrix and a chunli looking bytch there you gonna try to fukk her

 

[Youngdev]

This is literally exactly what a dude would do though. You in the video game matrix and a chunli looking bytch there you gonna try to fukk her

Not if it's got my homies voice

 

[Filthy McNasty]

Not if it's got my homies voice

Nah, he switched up the voice to sound feminine, so they was good



Just don’t be textin/callin me afterwards talkin bout how good it was



Let’s talk about sports or something breh

 

[Filthy McNasty]

“It’s Craig, I’m in the game lobby waitin’ yo...”

I’d be like

 

[DrHackenbush]

Watched the first 2, enjoyed the 2nd one. First one was terrible. My boy at work was asking me the storyline to the first one today, I was like nah dont worry its too weird to explain, even for black mirror. He asked me again so I gave him a run down of the episode..shyt felt wrong even just recalling what happened.
Dude hit me with the soon as I started talking about the video game bits

 

[cobra]

First ep was trash...not gonna bother with the next 2

 

[EndGame]

A quarter thru the 1st episode and this gay shyt killed my vibe.

 

[mtg]

Pretty disappointing season. I've been a fan of this show since the BBC days and even the two netflex seasons I feel I enjoyed more than most. I think the themes are still there but mind blowing tech the this could actually be the future is recycled. 1st episode tech is the same as fake Star trek and the third eps Ashley too is really similar to white Christmases personal ai. So basically they thought of a story and tech before and used it as their first choice and what we have now is second and third choices for tech they thought of and stories that go with it.