Black Mirror (Season 5) June 5, 2019

[AnonymityX1000]

The wife coming in and asking "What y'all doing?" Got me hollering.

nikka just got done trying to convince your husband to dikk him down in a street fighter knock off.

Spoiler: Or

What about dude dirty talk whispering to Mackie, I was like . But I can't look away. lol

 

[The axe murderer]

Hmmm . . . I didn't. But . . .

Spoiler: I Thought . . .

They foreshadowed his wife getting in the VR mix when they were role playing in the beginning. That was a misdirect, it never came into play again.

yeah only saw at the end and the mid. Would lol if the voice was disguised and wife busted him undercover

 

[kdslittlebro]

Man I’m ready to turn this first episode off wtf is this bullshyt? I’m legit uncomfortable and this nikka turning down his sexy ass wife

Spoiler

For a nikka and his homeboy these nikkas doing the homie word to Boondocks

 

[Ribbs]

I already hate it when actors have to fake playing video games but this episode bothered me other than.... ya know. (Like I hate the "agenda talk" but its becoming too blatant at this point.) The dialogue was terrible. "You're gonna shyt your pelvis through your a$$hole" "Feels like a dog died in my head" And I'm only on the first episode for this season, is the rest like this?

 

[Knowledge]

Man this shyt is trash. This thread needs to be unstickied. Ep 1 was eh and . Clearly the best out of the 3 though.

Episode 2 took its sweet ass time to get to no where. No pay off no nothing. Just a waste of time. Nothing to really talk about. If black mirror was like a regular series then this episode would of been considered filler.

Everyone and they mama say episode 3 is trash and the worst out of the 3, so I ain't even gonna bother.

You can tell the other 2 episodes ain't shyt because most of the online talk is about episode 1. shyt should of been called gay or alive: chronicles

That Jordan Peele twilight zone remake is better than this shyt

 

[kdslittlebro]

Our show might be dead brehs all three eps were trash

 

[kdslittlebro]

They made Captain America

Cap been they just had to get us ready for Papa Doc to play his mango ass

 

[head shots101]

After the first ep I doubt I'm going watch the other two eps

 

[kdslittlebro]

First GOT now this great shows just dying deaths and pissing on their own graves

 

[KING WILL]

On esp 1 right now.


Nicole Beharie is too damn fine. Face, eyes, lips, and overall skin just looks so damn good.

I bet that p*ssy taste good.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I don't see the point of squaring up like they were about to fight after they established they were playing the game for one purpose.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

episode one was good in retrospect. it made me feel uneasy and pissed me off a lot so i think by definition it did its job

my girl always told me i was good as the girl characters when i would play fortnite

episode 2 i still dont really know what happened. it was just so slow i lost interest. i even watched a vid on youtube about it and that did the same to me

episode 3 felt like a weird movie and the dialogue was really bad the whole episode. i liked the concept of them being able to extract ideas from someones brain to make music out of it and them exploiting her IP.

overall i'd give this season a 2.5/5. i really thought Bandersnatch was a slight misstep but now i'm realizing a sharp decline has happened and this show might potentially be

 

[Lootpack]

Our show might be dead brehs all three eps were trash

I've been skeptical ever since that subpar Black Museum episode.

LOOK AT OUR NEW SHOCK VALUE TORTURE GADGETS THAT WE ALSO FEATURED IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODES

 

[kdslittlebro]

I've been skeptical ever since that subpar Black Museum episode.

LOOK AT OUR NEW SHOCK VALUE TORTURE GADGETS THAT WE ALSO FEATURED IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODES

Yea last season was subpar, but their general quality had been so high that subpar for them was still overall decent-to-good, but not great. This shyt was trash tho not even gonna speak on ep 1, and 2 and 3 were just too “on the nose” for me

Spoiler

And we not tryna see these happy endings

 

[Sad Bunny]

Smithereens was crazy.

We saw that whole story play out and what caused it.

But it's just another notification to the real world and social media users

I really liked that episode.