Black men survival : We all need to give up our hairline at the exact same time

[Yaboysix]

Bruh, line ups aint going nowhere! Only way lineups go is if we are in Apocalypse times and nikkas would be too focused on surviving ,plus the lack of electricity for clippers..


But ive seen nikkas work wonders in prison with razors lol.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

I have a lucious hariline and im nearly 40. I use nothing but juices and berries and line my shyt up like once every few weeks.

 

[Asicz]

 

[Asicz]

Jay Z got a shape up in that pic. It just goes with his natural line in the front.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I'm Dominican so we get line ups everywhere even our eyebrows

Even my dad still gets line ups

I wonder when it originated and where it comes from

Had my eyebrows lined up for the first time a few months back. Thought it was a lil gay at first and it made me look weird...

But now I'm asking for it every time it makes me look too good

 

[Another Man]

Let's be honest brehs. We fukked our own game up. Reading the thread about the black ranger

reminded me that there was a time when black men didn't go every 10 days get a damn shape up/line up. There was a time, when we didn't hide in shame our head under fitteds, durags or dad caps just because our last haircut dated two weeks behind and we had to meet up a girl.
There was a time when we didn't fukk our shyt up prematurely by cutting that shyt so damn often!!!



How the fukk are some of us starting to lose our shyt at 30?!! That's not normal!
Talking about man weave and painting our shyt like damn clowns! Some of yall really be considering that shyt too. I won't let this be my fate!

My dad never abided by this rule, he's 55 and his shyt is immaculate! Hairline preserved and safeguarded!


It's because we played ourselves when we discovered crispy hairlines. We raised the bar too damn high. Competition doesn't allow us to get caught slipping and we don't hesitate to bring down any brother with a fukked up hairline.

Same shyt with brehs retwisting their damn locs and getting early tractaction alopecia in their 20s


Plus look how fukking expensive it's getting. Some of us pay 30$ for that shyt! Every two weeks! Plus tip! Do you realize how much you could save?
30*2*12=720$!!


We need to turn that shyt the other way around. All black men on the planet need to give up shape ups altogether at the same time to take the world by surprise. At first, yeah, there is going to be a shock, maybe we will get through a period of p*ssy shortage, but it is necessary. After this first rough patch, people will grow accustomed to it. White people already can't tell the difference, it's the sistas that going to need some convincing But if we all do it at the same time, what the fukk are they going to say? They won't have any other option! And everybody will eat.


They successfully started their natural hair movement and took their shyt back, it's time for us to do the same!

Now I don't know what the name should be but I know some of yall got great imagination.

#nohairline2018 ?
#freeblackman ?
#saynotoyourbarber ?

Jays def getting edge ups still, just that theres no need for an extra crispy line when youre fro'ing out, especially with no tapering or fading involved.

 

[Asicz]

Y'all don't shape yall own shyt up in between cuts?

 

[Asicz]

I would like to see a college funded research study on shape ups and if the blade damages the hair follicle permenately.

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

Have hairlines like your barber is Michael J Fox brehs

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Jays def getting edge ups still, just that theres no need for an extra crispy line when youre fro'ing out, especially with no tapering or fading involved.

It's the first step

 

[Take It In Blood]

i havent had a line-up in 5 years

Spoiler

#dreadgang

Sum of us have locs and still have a hairline to get lined up





With that said I line my own sh1t up and only do it about once a month, not necessary to do it any more than that unless it's for a special occasion

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Y'all don't shape yall own shyt up in between cuts?

Tried to do that with a gilette razor three blades before a date and I cut myself open + fukked my own shyt up

Was watching myself in the mirror like

 

[Off the Onion]

#BaldGang

 

[Asicz]

Tip for brehs that's approaching or are.
You can do like Jay Z and Obama does and get a "soft shape up" or just get the haircut and tell the barber NOT too shape up the front. Especially if you got a widows peak in the front like Jay Z and or your shyt is beginning to recede in the front unevenly.

 

[Wild self]

People getting offened at the truth

Back in the days of Civil Rights and Black Power movement, they weren't many bald headed men out there. Baldness didnt hit until the 90s when Mike Tyson and Nas got famous, and force the average black man to be high end superficial to even be recognized