Black Jesus (Season One)
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She tryin to get my boo locked back upWhen the Babymoms wig came off, she turned into Goro
He on probation
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I thought she was hispanic
"She is of African-American, Native American, and German Jewish ancestry"
One of those "mixed" blacks.
Pretty annoying, those types. Like we all aint got a smorgasbord of genes running thru our veins
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This show dope instant cop soon as its on DVD/blue ray
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nikka took a cab to sleep in charlie murphey car
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nikka took a cab to sleep in charlie murphey car
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Just watched the first four episodes. This is actually a great show! 
Definitely classic material so far.
Definitely classic material so far.
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Exactly, bytch is black.
Boonie moms wondering why he ending up with a mean babymother: Duality
He said that nicca hand smell like bum ball juice.....
Next scene Boonie ex told him he look like a mountain dew in that track suit
this show is nice
Next scene Boonie ex told him he look like a mountain dew in that track suit
this show is nice
Heafcliffe
Hope there's puddin' in the clink...
Show needs to be one hour dope show easily the funniest shyt on TV
Also great cause the more you watch it you pick up n see some funny shyt u aint catch on ya first watch. Like i just peeded Fish n boonie slap boxing on the second ep, and jesus robe hanging when he always driving lol. Just lil subtle funny ish.
Pops as usual >>>> he kill everything he plays in
nikka was eating a cold uncooked hot dog on a roll
the casting so perfect on sum martin shyt
Other parts/ quotables work mentioning:
-the way Black Jesus says "Peeeeeiiiimp" (vcml left on the detective's bf's answering machine)
-Black Jesus hit the vato with the rock and sling (David and Goliath style)
-"Spanish Onions..." Every list he makes when referring to the garden, it includes "Spanish Onions..."
Shyt got me watching! *reminds of the Chappelle Show days
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The insults on the show, are of supreme levels!He said that nicca hand smell like bum ball juice.....
Next scene Boonie ex told him he look like a mountain dew in that track suit
Big Boda
My Family Are Not Immigrants.
Misunderstandings aint funny to me like Fish getting blamed for the stolen package and his crib broken into is wack. Them clowning Jason for messing up his shoes while saving Boonie from getting burned is wack too that Detective joke was funny tho.. then he went and lied to his girl. The show has funny moments but its a stereotype overload like dayum I gotta go watch hidden colors series again after watchin black jesus.
I understand they only gonna let you spit so much truth on television so props to Aaron Mcgruder for them deep messages in the show. Its wack that he has to put them inside of inferior roles for black folks though.
I understand they only gonna let you spit so much truth on television so props to Aaron Mcgruder for them deep messages in the show. Its wack that he has to put them inside of inferior roles for black folks though.