Black Jesus (Season One)
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T-K-G
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dude moms be shytTIN on him heavy, just seein that shyt had my soul on fireIn the preview of the next ep when they're talking about the manure costing $800 and dude's like "I ain't even have $800 in my name. That means I'm literally worth less than a sack of shyt".
"You gotta stop thinking like a bum and start thinking like a hobo. You know what a hobo is? A bum on the move"
Mags in tight pants
They got the Jesus character perfect. He's supposed to be amongst the downtrodden, offering guidance but not judgement. The way he wanted to pay the ese's and avoid violence is text book Jesus when you think of it. Not that I believe in any of that.
Is that a beach? She probably just tanned from filming in the sun.
Mags in tight pants
They got the Jesus character perfect. He's supposed to be amongst the downtrodden, offering guidance but not judgement. The way he wanted to pay the ese's and avoid violence is text book Jesus when you think of it. Not that I believe in any of that.
Did Kali Hawk bleach her skin or something cause I remember her being much darker in Couples Retreat.
How the fukk she get so light?
Is that a beach? She probably just tanned from filming in the sun.
Uncle_Ruckus
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She looks like a ghost compared to that pic though.
Check Google images. She isn't that dark naturally.
threattonature
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Corey Holcombe made me laugh out loud twice. Forgot the first one but the second was him telling that Mexican he heard he was the chili dog king in prison.
TheNatureBoy
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Funniest part of the episode was Maggs saying bytch to those FB girls a bunch of times, only to get smacked up 
Also when Jesus was grilling the fish and said something like "I know you want some of this tilapia, tastes real good with the dill sauce" .
Also when Jesus was grilling the fish and said something like "I know you want some of this tilapia, tastes real good with the dill sauce" .
International S.
"He never had the makings of a varsity athlete"
When that nikka said "I buried my pitbull biscuits up in there man"
When jesus said "Maggie...I ain't gonna be able to doit"
Just finished another funny ass episode. The FB chicks 
another funny ass episode. The FB chicks 
Start thinking like a hobo
show got quotables for days
"you see how many tattoos he had?
I dont trust mexicans with more than 2 tattoos
nope"
lol
"you see how many tattoos he had?
I dont trust mexicans with more than 2 tattoos
nope"
lol
Black Jesus S01E02 HDTV x264-2HD
Season 01, Episode 2 – “Fish and the Con Man”
Vic vows to remove Jesus from the neighborhood; Jesus and the gang find a lot for the garden.s.
Season 01, Episode 1 – “Smokin’, Drinkin’, and Chillin’ (Pilot)”
The gang talks Jesus into coming along on a drug buy financed by Boonie’s mom.
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Season 01, Episode 2 – “Fish and the Con Man”
Vic vows to remove Jesus from the neighborhood; Jesus and the gang find a lot for the garden.s.
Season 01, Episode 1 – “Smokin’, Drinkin’, and Chillin’ (Pilot)”
The gang talks Jesus into coming along on a drug buy financed by Boonie’s mom.
Black.Jesus.S01E02.720p.HDTV.x264-2HD
MKV | AC3 CBR | 686MB
Black.Jesus.S01E02.HDTV.XviD-AFG [P2P]
AVi | MP3 VBR | 177MB