*Ring announcer - Samantha Irvin
*Commissioner - Theodore R. Long
1. The New Day vs Doom & Bad News Brown
2. 2 Cold Scorpio vs Ricochet
3. Dog collar match: Iceman King Parsons vs Junkyard Dog
4. Jacqueline (w/Jazz) vs. Trish Adora (w/Big Swole)
5. Shelton Benjamin vs Jonathan Gresham (w/ Jay Lethal)
6. Ernie Ladd promo
7. The N.O.D. (D-Lo Brown & Mark Henry) vs Harlem Heat
8. Mixed Tag: Faye Jackson & Shane Taylor vs. Moose & Alicia Fox
9. Triple threat extreme rules match: Abdullah the Butcher vs New Jack vs Hood Foot
10. Bianca Belair & Jade Cargill vs Aja Kong & Awesome Kong
11. The Rock vs Bobby Lashley (w/ MVP)
@Rollie Forbes Alright, after putting waaaaay too much thought into this fantasy, here goes....
Ring Announcer - Samantha Irving
Backstage Interviewer - Krystal Marshall
Commentators - Teddy Long and Caprice Coleman
Night 1
1. Papa Shango vs Velveteen Dream - Dream has run a foul of the demented voodoo priest after reneging on a deal for Dream's soul after winning a title the year previous. Dream escapes judgement after beating Shango in a fun back and forth with a few smoke and mirrors thrown in. Unfortunately for Dream, post match Shango begins chanting in the ring as the lights and audio begin to go crazy. After the spell is cast, a fiery Brood-like hole form on the stage where THE BOOGEYMAN emerges and drags Velveteen Dream kicking and screaming down to hell!
2. The Gold Standard Shelton Benjamin (IC/US Champion) vs Elijah Burke - Both men go back and forth trying to prove who is the premier athlete in all of combat sports. Shelton proves he's still the one true standard of professional wrestling.
3. Mark Henry vs Omos - Titans Clash! Who is the most powerful monster in all the land? The World's Strongest Man or the one true GIANT!?
YOU KNOW HOW THIS ENDS!
THE RING FUKCING EXPLODES!
While the ring is put back together we get a live performance Chuck Berry and Kendrick Lamar!
4. Willow vs Awesome Kong - The Pluckiest Girl in the World vs The One True Destroyer! The match is hard fought. Despite her size, Willow is outmatched at important junctures by Kong's skill. But Kong realizes that Willow will not die. Kong and Willow struggle for a bit on the middle and top rope as Kong sets Willow up for a Super Awesome Bomb! Willow counters! Hurricanrana takes Kong to the mat! Both women slowly get to their feet and Willow uses the last of her might to catch Kong with the POUNCE! The sheer force causes Kong to break through the ropes flying to the outside knocked unconscious from the sheer power and force of the mightiest woman in all of wrestling!
Backstage Krystal Marshall tries to get a word with the team of Hardcore Heat, Stevie Ray and Brother D-Von, on their rivalry with The New Gangstas.....HOLY SHÎT!!!! It's on sight! Here come The New Gangstas, New Jack and Ruckus! A brawl breaks out and security try to break it up. The match will happen tomorrow, but will these men make it.
5. Soul Patrol Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas (Tag Team Champions) vs The Street Profits - This is a tag match for the ages as neither team knows how to let off of the gas. Neither team takes a step back. And neither team will quit. In the final stages, Atlas and Johnson get Angelo and hit him with a vicious double powerbomb but Montez flies in with a springboard missile dropkick that sends Atlas into Johnson and they collide heads. Tez uses his speed to duck Atlas' giant clothesline and catches Johnson with a kick knocking him to the outside. He turns back and barely dodges another clothesline. Atlas turns around and is hit by Dawkins' biggest sky high spinebuster ever as Montez catches him with the highest 5 Star Frog Splash ever! 1 2 3 we got new Tag Team Champions! Black and Gold confetti rain down as the new kids on the block get live with the crowd. Cups All the Way the Fukc Up!!!
We get a rundown of what's to come tomorrow on night 2 as the ringside area is cleared. When the X Championship match is highlighted, the music switches to DMX, X Gon Give it to Ya! as the participants moves and motivations are highlighted. The main event winner takes all match is also highlighted in the package as all 4 men talk about why they are the best of the best.
Night 1 Main Event
....but what is a KING to an ALMIGHTY god?
"The Mad King" King Booker w/Queen Sharmell vs "The Almighty" Bobby Lashley
...yes I will say King about two dozen times here
King Booker has well and truly lost his God damned mind after screwing Bobby Lashley out of the World Championship. But that was merely Bobby paying "the King's hunting tax" after defeating King Booker for the championship last year. "A King never forgets! Ya dig?!" King Booker has done everything to Bobby in the weeks and months to destroy him. The King has sent his "jesters," The Acclaimed to humiliate him, "Everyone loves The King". The King has sent his "daredevils," Top Flight to attack him without letting up. And the King has sent his most dangerous "Black Knight" Monty Brown after Bobby as well. But Lashley lived up to his namesake and has come through all of King Booker's trials to make it to this point and now, for the King.....you can't run from a god! *CAGE DOOR SLAMS*
It's a brutal and bloody affair as King Booker spares no expense in trying to royally execute Lashley. Steel chairs, brass knuckles, a chain, a piece of piping from the cage itself, nothing is held back as these men clash for the final time. The final stanza shows Queen Sharmell getting into the ring as they carry out an injured ref caught in the crossfire of an Almighty Spear. The Queen begs Bobby for her husband's life as his dreads are soaked with his own blood, but his mouth refuses to allow him to utter the words of surrender. As The Queen bows and begs, King Booker crawls to the cage wall behind Lashley. Lashley pulls Sharmell to her feet and stares at her deeply as she begins to "surrender herself" to Bobby. Bobby then looks at the reflection in her Queen's crown and snaps around to see King Booker crawling to the door. He whips around as King Booker barely makes it to his feet reaching for the door, BAM Lashley hits crashes himself and the King through the cage wall! Both men are down. Queen Sharmell rushes to pull her King to the floor to secure the win. But he's dead weight. Bobby stirs and begins to commando crawl to the edge. Sharmell takes off her shoe and begins to hit Lashley in the face. Lashley shrugs her off as King Booker charges with what little he has left but is caught with a vicious spinebuster onto the cage wall! Bobby Lashley stares down at the fallen King as he steps off the cage wall onto the mat with both feet and wins the steel cage main event!
The good breh @Easy-E put together a thorough list of every Black wrestling world champion going back to the 1960's. Make sure you check it out, because the brother put a lot of work and effort into compiling all of those names.--->
1. Ricky Starks vs Kofi Kingston - Both men are the final 2 of the King's Crown Rumble. The winner of this match is number 1 contender to any World Championship of their choosing. The match is a hot opener. Both men are true entertainers in the ring. Both putting on a show for the crowd while styling on their opponent. Kofi makes a point of not letting Starks throw him out of the ring proving that he belongs in this match. Starks meanwhile takes time to walk the ropes and taunt Kofi with his own moves. The final sequence is Kofi flip dodging a spear from Starks and countering with a Trouble in Paradise for the win!
...with Ricky's foot under the ropes
We get a run down from Krystal Marshall about the rest of the card as we roll on to the next match
2. Moose vs Powerhouse Hobbs - Good Friends, Better Enemies! The former tag team champions square off as both men have had it with the other. Who walks out of this clash as these two mountainous men try to destroy each other other. After what happened last night between Mark Henry and Omos, the ring tonight has been reinforced to stop any further delays in the action. Both men go full force with every ounce of power they can muster. Clubbing blows to the chest, trading forearm shots to the face, powerful clotheslines and even a couple instances of great minds think alike as both men level each other with a running crossbody. The action spills out of the ring as Moose catches Hobbs with a spear through the security rail! The ref holds his count as the ringside physician takes a look at both men. Both behemoths stagger to their feet and push away the staff members and continue to try and kill each other other. Hobbs takes Moose up to one of the announce tables and hits an almighty running power slam from one table onto the other! Hobbs gets to his feet and leaves Moose for roadkill on the destroyed table to take the count out victory. But Hobbs isn't done. The ref constantly calls for the bell as Hobbs takes Moose up the ramp to the side of the stage, a group of security are trying to hold him back but while carrying Moose on his shoulder he charges straight through them jumping off the stage power slamming Moose through 2 more tables!
3. Lio Rush vs Ricochet vs Keith Lee (X Div. c) - ULTIMATE X Match
This match has the entire crowd on the edge of their seats. No spot is too dangerous for these men who each want to prove they are the most daring wrestler in the world. Neither Rico or Rush can overpower Lee but both men can try and keep him at bay and out maneuver him. But that doesn't last long as both men want to take his crown. That doesn't mean that Keith Lee doesn't have tricks of his own as he takes both men out at different points in the match. Often times using one of his opponents as a weapon against the other! Lee even catches either man's foot while both are making the rope climb to the title. In one swift and fluid motion he snatches both men down and catches each man for a one armed powerbomb!!!
The crowd can barely contain themselves with chants of "LIMIT-LESS!" "RICO-CHET!" "LET'S GO LIO!"
Ricochet springboards in with a missile dropkick to Lio, who is making the climb, turning him inside out falling into the clutches of Lee below who nails him with a Spirit Bomb! But Ricochet comes flying back in a catches Lee with a Spirit Gun, KO-ing the champion as he wearily makes the climb. Rush begins to stir, sees Ricochet and starts to climb. Lee rises from the dead and also begins to make the climb. Ricochet and Rush meet in the middle and slap, scrape and claw at one another to get the belt. Neither man noticing the cables slumping as Lee crawls along the top to save his prize. Lee seizes both men by the name of the neck and pulls them higher as he throws Lee to the mat below! Ricochet fights back however and catches Keith Lee with several elbows to the face causing him to slump down while holding the cables for dear life. Ricochet climbs up with cat-like balance, looking to the crowd before looking down at Lee as he drops Lee with a double foot stomp 15 feet to the mat below! Your winner of the match and NEW X Division Champion, Ricochet!
4. Jade Cargill (c) vs Mercedes Mone - Mone makes her way to the ring with celebrity guest Snoop Dogg! But not to be outdone, Jade Cargill is played to the ring by Kingfish on guitar as Nicki Minaj raps her new hit song, "Boss bytch." Money rains from the sky as THAT BYTCH struts to the ring decked out in money green. 20's 50's and 100's all scatter the floor as well as Jade's ring gear. Each denomination with a different hairstyle and facial expression.
Jade and Mone face off in the center of the ring, the commentators noting the height and size difference as Cargill dwarfs Mercedes. And that is the story of the match. Can Mone beat Jade in the center of the ring despite Jade's very obvious physical endowments? The only person who can answer is Mone herself. The match is mostly Jade either toying with Mone by deflecting most of her offense or showing off her power while torturing Mone in submissions like torture racks, full nelsons or sleeper holds carrying Mone around the ring as she flails to free herself. But all hope isn't lost as Mone begins to catch Jade off guard with a bit of stick and move. Dropkicks to the knee, jiu jitsu and dragging Jade to the deep end. Cargill is breathing deeply as Mone catches her with a suicide dive on the outside. Mone struggles to pull Jade into the ring and Jade counters with a pump kick sending Mone into the ropes and then catches her with a black hole slam! Jade stands tall and poses for the crowd as she picks Mone up for Jaded! 1-2- Kick Out! Jade can't believe it as she looks at the stirring Mone with fury in her eyes. She picks Mone back up and Mone slides free and catches her with a Victory Roll, 1-2 Kickout! But Mone transitions into the Bank Statement!!! Can Cargill make it to the ropes!? No, but Nicki Minaj trots over from ringside VIP and moves Jade's foot under the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. Mone goes out to get Minaj and pulls her down into a Bank Statement on the outside! Minaj is tapping like a mad woman and Mone let's go and gets back in the ring. PUMP KICK! DODGE! DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! BANK STATEMENT! BANK STATEMENT! BANK STATEMENT! And Jade Cargill taps out! Aaaaaannnd....NEEEEEEEWWWWWW Women's Champion, Mercedes Mone!
But it doesn't end there. Jade is incensed! She catches the celebrating Mone with another vicious Jaded! She and Minaj then stomp Mercedes before being made to leave by security. But before she leaves, Jade gets a sledgehammer from under the ring, makes her way over to Mone's low rider and begins smashing the windows and lights before making her exit.
Things are cleaned up as we have another round of musical guests entertain the crowd. Future, Ludacris and Little Richard delight the crowd by blending their musics together.
5. Hardcore Heat (Stevie Ray and Brother D-Von) vs The Gangstas (New Jack and Ruckus) - HH make their way to the ring and wait until the Gangstas gets half way down the isle in theirs and then charge, because with these 4 men, it's always on sight! The four men brawl on the stage as rap music blares through the arena! Things are pushed backstage and men are thrown over tables, across equipment cases, onto extra chairs, into roll up doors and onto a golf cart used for traveling around the arena. New Jack being a mad man cranks up the cart and hits Ray with it but is pulled out by D-Von who puts him through a table. Ruckus catches D-Von from behind and smashes his head into the cart and then loads him into the passenger side. He then takes off out of view and then coming to the side of the main stage which is 10 feet above them. D-Von and Ruckus go back and forth as Ray comes out to help his partner. Ruckus gets a beat down when out of nowhere New Jack comes flying in from the stage taking all the men out! Jack pulls Ruckus up and directs traffic. Each man drags an opp around the stage to the ramp. Ruckus grabs a couple chairs from the audience and the Gangstas hit HH with them keeping them down for the next assault. Ruckus clears a staff table near the stage and drags it over to a better position. New Jack comes back from the curtain with a gas can! The crowd is going insane! Ruckus tries to keep both men down as Jack begins dousing the table for the big finish. But Ray catches Ruckus with a low blow. Jack tries to get on the attack but D-Von catches him with a chair shot to the head. Ray grabs the lighter and big wad of paper New Jack was gonna use to set the table ablaze and sparks it up. He sets the table on fire as D-Von drags New Jack up and Ray and D-Von double spinebuster New Jack off the stage into the fiery inferno below!
Holy shyt chants rain out as the whole match is thrown out.
As things are once more cleaned up we take a look at each participant in the main event as the video package highlights each World Champion.
The Main Event
6. WCW Champion Ron Simmons vs WWF Champion The Rock vs NWA Champion Ron "The Truth" Killings vs AEW Champion Swerve Strickland - Winner Takes All!
This match is one for the ages as each man brings something unique to the fray. Simmons is the most powerful, Rocky is using the crowd to his benefit, Truth is fighting with the most fury and Swerve fights with no fear and nothing held back. Each man has a counter for all other finishers as well as each man using one man's finisher against a different opponent. Swerve hits Truth with a People's Elbow, The Rock hits Swerve with a Dominator, Simmons hits Rock with powerful axe kick and Truth hits Simmons with a House Call! The crowd loves it and goes crazy. But the match doesn't end there. Swerve and Truth turn up the heat taking things to the outside with Simmons and Rock. Simmons breaks free of Swerve and picks him up and runs him spine first into the ring pole. Simmons then goes over to get a little revenge on Truth! The Rock and Simmons trade barbs as they take turns throwing Truth around the ringside area. He's thrown into the steps, into the guardrails, over the announce tables and dropped on the apron. Rocky then shoves Simmons away as he goes to Rock Bottom Truth through the announce table. Simmons sweeps out Rocky's leg and throws him into the steps. He then picks Truth up for a spinebuster and holds him up for the crowd to see and just then, Swerve flies in from the ropes with a Swerve Stomp to Truth through the announce table!!!
The crowd is going wild!a holy shyt chant rings out as Simmons gathers himself after being downed by the explosion of the table before him. Rock then sneaks up and tosses Simmons back into the ring and catches him with a spinebuster of his own and floats over and kips up to his feet! Perfect position for the most electrifying move in all of sports entertainment, the People's Elbow! But just as Rock goes for the pin he sees Swerve pulling his youngest daughter over the rail. The Rock then slides out of the ring and Swerve's tosses her to her dad. Rock makes sure she's ok and then runs back into the ring to kill Swerve, but he's caught with a House Call as he rises up! Swerve catches him with another House Call and goes up for one last Stomp to finish the match! Rocky is dazed and confused as he can see three Swerve's up top poised to take his head off. Suddenly the wind whooshes past him as Simmons climbs to the top, grabs up Swerve and turns around and drops him down with an avalanche power slam!!!
Simmons goes for the pin 1-2-NO! Truth slides in and breaks the count with a viscous Axe Kick taking Simmons' head off! Truth goes for the cover but is dragged off by Rock who picks him up and pulls him into a Rock Bottom! But that's all he had left as all four men are down. All four men begin to stir as and stagger to their feet as each man is nearing the end of his gas tank. Truth strikes first with a running spiral forearm to Simmons, Swerve goes for a pump kick to Rock who catches his foot, spins him around and throws him to Truth who catches him with a leaping spiral leg kick to the face. Rock then grabs Truth for another Rock Bottom, but Truth fights out, catches Rock with a sharp kick to the knee doubling him over for an Axe Kick! Simmons then snatches up Truth and hits him with the Dominator of all Dominators! But Swerve lands one final Swerve Stomp to Simmons as he tries to cover Truth! 1-2-NO! SIMMONS KICKS OUT! Swerve cannot believe it and he gets up one more time and catches Simmons flush right in the face with a violent and vicious House Call for the win!
"Your winner and new WCW, WWF and NWA World's Heavyweight Champions aaaannnnd STILL AEW WORLD'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SWEEEERRRVVE STRICKLAAAAANNNNND!"
The night ends with fireworks and pyro as Swerve celebrates his dominance over all wrestling. But looking around he sees various new challengers looking on from various spots around the arena. Keith Lee stands on the stage, Kofi Kingston stands amongst the people in the crowd, Shelton Benjamin looks on from the VIP Box with MVP at his side looking to add more gold to his collection and an ambulance comes driving in on the side of the stage and out from the cab steps Powerhouse Hobbs who stands on top of the ambulance looking at all the challengers as well.
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This was a lot of fun. Till next time people. Happy Black History month!
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