"Black church is like a talent show" - gary owen

[stealthbomber]

i grew up in a small black church.

c/s this thread.

u got old black woman during the music and the preacher on the congregation during the sermon. 3-4 hours later and the morning football game is already over

white churches are for an hour and leave

 

[Ooh Marty]

I always ride for my people too. Because im presently not a dating a black chick doesnt mean im not. MLK had a dream and im living it out.

if tis true...I'm a middle age white woman.

 

[duncanthetall]

I'm not religious, but sometimes it makes moms or grandma happy to have their lil nikkas in church with them. That shyt be like 3 hrs, but...fukk it. 3-5 times a year. I'll manage.

That shyt IS retarded tho. I remember bein younger and being STUNNED at the foolishness goin on in black churches. Now I just sit there like

 

[koyaanisqatsi]

I remember back when i was in highschool and i visited my aunt's church one sunday. I'm DEAD ASS SERIOUS, dis one lady caught da "holy ghost" and literally got up and started doin laps around da church n everybody includin da pastor was just continuing to go about da sermon like it was nothin. Dis bish runnin round da whole sanctuary like she at a fukkin track meet hootn n hollerin and i'm sittin dere like .

i seen some shiit like that too once - but it was a younger dude maybe 17 years old and he ran a lap praisin tha lord and everybody clappin and 'mmmm hmmm' 'yes lawd''' but then he ran up and got in one of the elder's faces real aggressive screaming "is you saved yet n!cca ?!!!!!!! is you ?!!! say something muhfukkka !!!"

place got real quiet - the music stopped except for some feedback buzzin off the speakers and dude lost the ghost real quick and sprinted toward the exit...

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

i seen some shiit like that too once - but it was a younger dude maybe 17 years old and he ran a lap praisin tha lord and everybody clappin and 'mmmm hmmm' 'yes lawd''' but then he ran up and got in one of the elder's faces real aggressive screaming "is you saved yet n!cca ?!!!!!!! is you ?!!! say something muhfukkka !!!"

place got real quiet - the music stopped except for some feedback buzzin off the speakers and dude lost the ghost real quick and sprinted toward the exit...

is you nikka?