Sometimes in the evening I’ll crush up a small pack of mixed nuts with a hammer and toss it on the back porch and watch em.
My cousin been cracking me up for years with a story about how he was bird watching near a lake one day, and a white woman randomly appeared next to him out of nowhere and said "bird watching huh....you ever fish watched?" He said uhhhh no, she said "oh, me either" and walked away. My other cousin saw him like ten minutes later and said his pants were wet, so for a decade we been accusing him of being so scared by a harmless white woman talking to him that he pissed his pants. He claims he got splashed by some water in the lake. We gonna be arguing about this until we die.