Biologists Create 'Zombie Cells' in Lab, They Outperform Living Cells

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Biologists Create 'Zombie Cells' In The Lab Which Outperform Living Counterparts

Biological researchers have created dead 'zombie' cells in the lab which outperform living cells.

Seriously.

A team at Sandia National Laboratories and the University of New Mexico have innovated a technique whereby mammalian cells are coated with silica to form a near-perfect replicas.

The silica replicants can survive greater pressures and temperatures than flesh, and perform many functions better than the original cells did when alive.

By painting the cells with silicic acid in a petri dish, the acid embalms the organic matter in the cell down to the nanometer level.

The silica then acts as a permeable armour, according to Michael Hess at the American Office of Public Affairs.

That means the cell beneath can be used as a catalyst at far greater temperatures than normal.

Heating the silica to around 400C evaporates the protein in the cell, but leaves the silica as a three-dimensional replica of the "formerly living being", Hess said.

"The difference is that instead of modeling the face, say, of a famous criminal, the hardened silica-based cells display internal mineralized structures with intricate features ranging from nano- to millimeter-length scales."

The valuable biological material can thus be converted into a reusable fossil, which could have uses in fuel cells, decontamination and sensor technology, as well as commercial manufacturing.

Lead researcher Bryan Kaehr said in a statement that the research distinguishes between a mummy cell and a zombie cell.

"Our zombie cells bridge chemistry and biology to create forms that not only near-perfectly resemble their past selves, but can do future work," he said, terrifyingly.
 

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please let the zombie apocalypse happen brehs, I been waiting for this moment for all my life :blessed:

Life isnt like the movies, friend. You dont want that. Lets be realistic. You want return of the living dead zombies not 28 days later zombies. You cant pick and choose how you want your zombies, friend.

How spooky if there was a combination of return of the living dead zombies and rage zombie virus zombies. Good heavens.

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- WHERES SENSITIVEBLAKEGRIFFIN, RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :steviej: :damn:
Omg we gotta save Blake yall....




Its so demonic, friend. :sitdown:
 

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Life isnt like the movies, friend. You dont want that. Lets be realistic. You want return of the living dead zombies not 28 days later zombies. You cant pick and choose how you want your zombies, friend.

How spooky if there was a combination of return of the living dead zombies and rage zombie virus zombies. Good heavens
You right tho :sadcam:

I need those slow ass dumb ass zombies

I mean you'd have to assume they couldn't run very fast with all that rotting weak flesh. Homey might fukk around and lose a leg running a full speed.
 

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You right tho :sadcam:

I need those slow ass dumb ass zombies

I mean you'd have to assume they couldn't run very fast with all that rotting weak flesh. Homey might fukk around and lose a leg running a full speed.

Zombies dont get tired. Their grip does not get tired. I need you to think about that. You'll need to know brazillian jiujitsu as well as many grip breaking techniques to even Begin to have a chance and then ull need the cardio of a kenyan distance runner along with melee weapons.

Especially when you're standing on the roof of a 2 floor home and see this.

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But it might be too late by the time you see this.
 

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1. BJJ is gonna get a certain "Somebody" turned into a Zombie within 24 hours of shyt popping off. *I got you in a rear naked choke hold and all you're doing is chewing on my arm...*

2. It'll be 28 days later Zombies. These cells OUTPERFORM living cells.
3. Bullets may not work.
 

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1. BJJ is gonna get a certain "Somebody" turned into a Zombie within 24 hours of shyt popping off. *I got you in a rear naked choke hold and all you're doing is chewing on my arm...*

2. It'll be 28 days later Zombies. These cells OUTPERFORM living cells.
3. Bullets may not work.

There are more techniques then rear naked choking friend. The manipulation of the body to go in specific directions to avoid being bit is ideal. I can easily break a zombies neck. and leave him crippled. I can easily break a zombies grip with the flick of my wrist and what BJJ cant do, my machete can. :youngsabo:
 
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