mortuus est
Veteran
inspirational bro
i found myself saying "i dont see my nutt" when i buss inside a chick
Binge fukked 4 females this weekend and last shorty just left this morning
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inspirational bro
i found myself saying "i dont see my nutt" when i buss inside a chick
Amor fati
Superstar
skeets is a real one
but yeah alot of coli brehs dont go outside, most have never kissed a woman
Instead, they are having marathons of porn and the only time their slop stick gets wet is when they get in the shower. It would be a dream come true for some of these guys to eat p*ssy consuming fluid without even screwing the chick.
That scumbag life
Speaking Womanese
All Star
The Jari girl genuinely likes you.
The legit turn of events... 
*cough cough
This bytch really tried to pull the "i'm scared and in fear for my life" white victimization Backyard Brenda card; knowing that she started the whole shyt in the first place. Then really ran to the "authorities" for back up and assistance when things didn't go her way or as planned instead of initiating direct contact or private; and lastly started cacsplaining, had things shut down when logic was presented. But anyone else would have been labeled a snitch. I'm the one handling my shyt dolo while she's tagging and covering up fraud shyt- I hate a fake fronting bytch. She would have kept running with that shyt had I not maintained the factuals and proof.
*cough cough
This bytch really tried to pull the "i'm scared and in fear for my life" white victimization Backyard Brenda card; knowing that she started the whole shyt in the first place. Then really ran to the "authorities" for back up and assistance when things didn't go her way or as planned instead of initiating direct contact or private; and lastly started cacsplaining, had things shut down when logic was presented. But anyone else would have been labeled a snitch. I'm the one handling my shyt dolo while she's tagging and covering up fraud shyt- I hate a fake fronting bytch. She would have kept running with that shyt had I not maintained the factuals and proof.
The legit turn of events...
*cough cough
This bytch really tried to pull the "i'm scared and in fear for my life" white victimization Backyard Brenda card; knowing that she started the whole shyt in the first place. Then really ran to the "authorities" for back up and assistance when things didn't go her way or as planned instead of initiating direct contact or private; and lastly started cacsplaining, had things shut down when logic was presented. But anyone else would have been labeled a snitch. I'm the one handling my shyt dolo while she's tagging and covering up fraud shyt- I hate a fake fronting bytch. She would have kept running with that shyt had I not maintained the factuals and proof.
BaileyPark31
Love, Peace, Health, and Wealth
1. Quoya- I hit Fri/Sat morning. She hit me up wanting to hang out since I aint working this weekend and goto a casino to play Blackjack. We went to Empire City Casino in Yonkers. I told her to dress modest because she like drawing attention when she with me. She wore the black gym tights, Air Maxs, NY Yankees hat, halter top with the faux furjacket, sucking on a lollipop. We stayed maybe 45 mins mostly drinking double shot hennessy filled drinks. We headed back to Jersey but I was too fukked up to make it back to Newark so we stopped at a diner to get something to eat and got a room in South Hackensack on rt 46 somewhere for 4 hrs, I don't even remember how we made it there but when we got to the room we both fell asleep. I woke up 7:30 am and check out was 8:15 am. We was both in bed naked and she slept on my chest so I figured I could just slide up in her but she was like "no, get a rubber, you don't pull out and I can't keep popping Plan B's." I hopped up and got a vending machine condom and came back. Started fukking but she saying the condom drying her out, so she pulled the condom off told me not to cum in her even if she begs for it but knows I can't pull out. At 8:00 am while on top and she got her ankles behind her head, I pulled out and shot on her belly, chest and chin. She was like "wow, you actually pulled out". I got home 9:30 AM and went to the gym
2. Jenny- Latina shorty I met while working at a club a few months ago. She lives in West New York. She works in Macy's but starts work later in the evening. I hit her up thinking its her Birthday but I forgot its the end of May not early May. She told me she is working things out with her ex but I been on her mind and still wanted to see me. I told her I just wanted to fukk, she said "wow , OK". She don't drive so I had to go pick her up. I go pick her up and really forgot she was so thick she was and she dyed her hair. When she got in the car she smelled good, she gave me a peck on the cheek and rub my beard and asked "where we going" , told her the motel 8. She asked that I stopped at store so she can get refills for her e-cig. We get to the room and she getting nervous, I ask "what's wrong?", She was like " I really don't do stuff like this and me and my ex might be getting back together". "OK...". I was sitting on the edge of the bed and she stood in front of me. I told her "its all good, we here already" and I lift her dress up and gripped her phat ass tightly and rubbed on her hips. She had on some thongs and her t*ts was already poking out the top of her dress so I pulled a tit out and started sucking it. In one swoop I bent her over on the bed with my draws around my ankles and smacked her ass with the dikk a few times. Now she is sitting on the bed and my dikk in her mouth at the same time she taking off the dress and bra. We now kissing and its getting intense and my dikk is prairie dogging in and around her p*ssy lips and she hit the brakes and asked if I had condoms. I said "nope". After a brief silent pause we went back to kissing. I ended up busting 3 nuts and dropped her back home and told her "lets do something for Cinco De Mayo" knowing good and well I aint seeing her again no time soon and good luck with the ex
3. Nadia- I went to a BBQ party by my fam house and chopped it up with my cousin who a pastor and others in my fam. I got hella male cousins and uncles so we was out there drinking, reminiscing , talking shyt etc. Text Nadia imma come see her at the club (I got her a job working at a strip club). Not much happened here but I got a lap dance from her and because its me, on the sneak she pulled the g string to the side and rode the dikk till I nutted.
4.Jari- Mad cool 25 yr old afro-latina shorty from the gym / BLK app. I knew her for a few months but never pushed up to fukk. She seemed to always want to be around me or want to hang. We met up to work out at LA Fitness Sunday morning then brunch at this new First Watch and all in my mouth when I talk. "Jari, lets Netflix and chill", she responded "ok, what took you so long to ask". I said " I don't want you up in my house or know my address". I was serious, but we laughed and parted ways and planned for 5pm meet up. I go pick her up and she get in the car and put a headband around her eyes and said "drive". Im likeShe said "so I wouldn't see where I was going or my house location". Im like this bytch crazy in my head but I like the quirkiness.
I get to my house and take the blindfold off.We down in my mancave and gave her a little tour of the house.
She said it looked cozy and liked my taste. as she sat and sunk into the L-shaped plush couch and grabbed a big fluffy pillow to hold. I got the "Paid in Full" movie on the big screen and asked if she would like a drink so I made her a drink with some Ciroc and I had a Heineken. Like I said we hung out many times before so it was no weirdness, this just the first time she by the house. We watched a few minutes of Paid In Full then watched Game of Thrones. but before we got into watching she displayed more of her quirkiness by saying "I want to chill more than Netflix, just so you know". Im like "iight Jari, damn why can't we just hold each other and watch TV".
I won't go into specifics too much but I used them 1 Large Skyn condoms, 2 of them Skyn Elite condoms and she left around 5 am this morning via Uber. #tightp*ssy #smelllikewater #blackwomenwhogotogym #afatassdontmeangoodp*ssy #gmb #shemightbetheone
@HarlemHottie @General Mills
How was First Watch? One just opened near me. Is it worth chekn out?
oh somebody woke up aggie af...6am this morning (not mentioning any names lest I be accused of "threats" and "harassment"
I was being too scary 
)Shyt was 100 comments deep before I even responded.. dafuq
https://www.thecoli.com/threads/while-you-were-sleeping.707302/
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Speaking Womanese
All Star
You seem to like her too considering you didn’t push to beat and wanted to cuddle... Interesting.
Food is organic and tasty. Well worth it. Kill yourself if you think Dennys or IHOP is good breakfast food
I had the turkey sausage and gravy, bacon and eggs with cheese and 2 large fresh squeeze oj. Jari had the green juice and Belgium waffles and some of my eggs. Definitely worth it
fukk you... Lol.. Sup my dude. Yea, sometimes the outside walls need paint tooSkeets pulled out
Found this strange too, she seem to got cheat codes on a breh