Biggest Simp Moment In Film History?

[Bruce Wayne]

batman quitting being batman because rachel got killed

 

[Coolin']

The entire plot of booty call. Tommy Davidson leaving the house 10 fukking times just to get some p*ssy. Dating her for 2 months n not hittin. It ain't like the bytch was a virgin she kicking it with vivica fox slut ass so u know this wasn't their first " double date".

Jamie foxx is even worse cuz this nikka climbs out the buns multiple times. He shoulda got his nut n left or just left after the 2nd time she mentioned leaving.

That fukking plot pisses me off y'all

All I see here is truth

 

[Bryan Danielson]

batman quitting being batman because rachel got killed

This...... and he was “sharing that girl” too.

Also everything about Superman in the DCCU.

Man risk starting a war in a foreign country only to save LOIS.

Didn’t save any other hostages or civilians
Didn’t take out the bad guys and free the people
And then later in the middle of a battle against an inhuman threat, leaves the battlefield and his colleagues to save Lois,

Then in a fight against opponents, stops the moment he sees her exit a car

Martha

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[Easy-E]

batman quitting being batman because rachel got killed

I am tired of the DCCU adapting elements from The Dark Knight Returns into B.S.

A cold hearted Bruce quit because he didn't "get the girl"?!?!?

Batman didn't kill Superman because they mommas have the same name?!?!?

 

[Jax]

Not Ani

 

[8WON6]

- Peter Parker simping on Mary Jane's ass after she done dated his best friend, Flash Thompson, & JJ Jameson's son AND STILL TAKING HER BACK EACH TIME
- Alex in Don't Breathe going back for Rocky after her dumb ass got caught by the blind man after she let Money die and tried to get the contents of the safe, leading to Alex getting shot and killed.
- Everything involving Jesse from Saved By The Bell in Showgirls
- I should auto neg myself for this... but Severus making Lily's patronus HIS patronus in Harry Potter.

I forgot about this dumb shyt when dude went back in the house.

 

[BXKingPin82]

NOBODY posted Will Smith in HITCH???
:meloohhh:

 

[Silkk]

Ding Ding Ding

 

[Los!]

Superman giving up his powers for Lois Lane beats batman just putting away his costume for Rachels death...then gets his ass beat by random trucker

 

[Deltron]

Forest gump wantching his bytch fukk someone in a car and then still saying he loves and wants to be with her

this is the only correct answer


jenny fronting like that one night of fukking forrest and it's his kid?

bytch got passed around like a dirty needle and caught one

 

[Mike Nasty]

Forest gump wantching his bytch fukk someone in a car and then still saying he loves and wants to be with her

Hmmm, Forrest was standing there. Dude was trying to fuk and Jenny was like no stop. Forrest was fine standing in the rain, but Jenny screaming stop sent Forrest to the car and he beat dudes ass, and he was then rewarded with a nice robe ruining hand job.

 

[Kaypain]

- Peter Parker simping on Mary Jane's ass after she done dated his best friend, Flash Thompson, & JJ Jameson's son AND STILL TAKING HER BACK EACH TIME
- Alex in Don't Breathe going back for Rocky after her dumb ass got caught by the blind man after she let Money die and tried to get the contents of the safe, leading to Alex getting shot and killed.
- Everything involving Jesse from Saved By The Bell in Showgirls
- I should auto neg myself for this... but Severus making Lily's patronus HIS patronus in Harry Potter.

Why you gotta go there

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

breh putting on his cape & sacrificing himself for a thot he just met the day before scust

To be fair tho, she threw it all at that nikka....He made her fall hard for him

The p*ssy, having his babies...all of it...he just happened to die and shyt

:lebrondamson:

 

[Kaypain]

Jacob from twilight series
Get rejected by your childhood friend thru whole series then get with her daughter brehs

That bytch couldnt make a decision if she's into bestiality or not