Big grooving dancing dude shows what type of hands he has

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He's way faster than I would have expected:leon:

Plus he probably has cardio and coordination contrary to what was said in the thread, the type of dancing he does is high intensity

FOR HIS SIZE AND NO TRAINING HE'S PRETTY FAST. JUST NO TECHNIQUE OR EFFICIENT POWER.
 
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Sloppy dudes who can't even bench press their body weight trying to clown this dude is comical.
I'm certain a cool 90% of the Coli is not only washed but would HURT THEMSELVES in a fight. :pachaha:

I want this dude to win.
Yup. Sure a breh with hands/boxing background and similar size would put big boi to sleep....but most brehs with the hands are giving up too much size and any breh bigger than him is probably not making it up a flight of stairs.

Lil dude in the chair would get his head smashed like a coconut even if he had way better hands.
 

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He did a brief hesitation so I wouldn't be surprised if he is slightly shorter than that...

Noggas in here shook off fam like he's Giannis size šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£ šŸ¤£...

TRUST IF THAT nikka WAS ONLY 1 INCH
FROM BEING A 6 FOOTER
HE WOULD BE TELLING ANYBODY
WHO WOULD LISTEN THAT HES 6 FEET.

SO THE FACT HE SAID 5'11 GUARANTEES HES NO MORE THAN 5'9
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I like these threads because the sambo apologists and sympathizers reveal themselves.
Its clear some of y'all identify with this negro
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Got damn. Every time Iā€™m on some ā€œYou know maybe I should chill out and stop hating on this brother:ehh:ā€ I see some goofy shyt like this that makes me change my mind.:hubie:
 

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When this fool 15 mins of fame gon be up? Do t he got personal training sessions?
 

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I donā€™t get that Twitter thread nor this thread. Obviously if youā€™re comparing him to pro boxing standards what he did in that video is laughable. But 99% of nikkas heā€™d ever encounter in the streets arenā€™t boxers including most people in that or this thread. Heā€™d probably knock out most people with the punches he threw in the video and wouldnā€™t even need to duck.
 

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Got damn. Every time Iā€™m on some ā€œYou know maybe I should chill out and stop hating on this brother:ehh:ā€ I see some goofy shyt like this that makes me change my mind.:hubie:
This is where I am with him. I donā€™t care about all the dancing and stuff, that ainā€™t hurting anybody, but stuff like getting all bug-eyes for watermelon, yeah take that shyt somewhere else.
 

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I know the original tweeter aint over here talking shyt but on the pads with shades on putting on this mediocre performance lmao


You can easily tell who actually has fought and who just be playing for the cameras. hand placement tells no lies. I honestly be more upset at the trainer for not checking that foolishness themselves, literally giving these folks false hope they not going to get laid the fukk out in an actual fight :francis:

not one second of defensive acumen, this is why I hate watching padwork from randoms. anyone can look like they "know" what they doing to the outside eye.
 

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Not impressive and he making it worse by acting like he got hands. But I still think he would best 50% of coli posters
 

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In his own words he says he's 5'11, 270. He ain't as big as he appears. Meaning, he's big, bit as someone already said, he's fat swole...

I'm 5'7, 185 right now, can get up to like 193 for no reason in the summer. He still has 4 inches and 75-85 pounds on me, but I like my chances more at 5'11, 270 than I would at 6'4 320, which is how big he appears on film/video. This is not an insurmountable size discrepancy for guys giving up size to him who know how to fight...

And for brothers who have a size advantage on him who know how to fight, he could be in some real trouble...

Personally I don't know whether he could fight but in a hypothetical fight I always assume the opp knows how to fight. In general I'd guess I'm faster than him, both in shiftiness and hand speed, so I gotta play that to my advantage. The thing I've learned about bigger nikkas, and I've fought a bunch of them, not with these precise dimensions but I've scrapped guys taller than him certainly, and many not quite 270 bit a few guys in that 230-250 range...

In general with bigger guys fighting smaller guys, they have a natural assumption that they can walk you based on nothing than size alone. He's not as big as he appears, so his hands are likely not as big as you'd think either. A lot of big guys dint hit terribly hard either, abd swole ass nikkas like him love to go for the knockout blow and rarely have anything else in their bag...

When you show a bigger guy you can not only eat a punch but dish them back out, it tends to confuse him. I'm also unassumingly strong to big guys, I've been in many fights where dudes want to make it a brawl and have to recalibrate because I can't just be tossed around (by most guys). I'd expect him to turn it into a wrestling match in short order because I'm positive he's stronger than me, I'm losing this fight if he gets position on me but I'm a brawler too, I have decent hands but my strength is more to if the fight turns into an anything goes brawl...

I like my chances if we are on our feet, and honestly I like my chances if I can get position on him in a brawl and keep him from gaining control through grappling. I don't doubt it would be extremely tough for me to get this strong ass dude off me. Again though I doubt he has the heaviest hands, he's an agile dancer but probably isn't an agile fighter, they aren't mutually exclusive (think of women you've fukked who were sensual dancers but lacked rhythm or force in intercourse, every woman that can dance certainly can't fukk)...

Every guy who is big can't fight, every guy who is agile in some realms of athleticism doesn't translate to all realms of athleticism. There are world class football and basket all athletes who can't fight to save their lives...

All the dudes in here talking bout "he'd mop yall Coli dudes" sound scary šŸ¤£. He's 5'11, not 6'6. He's swole, that could be an issue but it certainly isn't unmanageable...

I've been in many, many fights. He might mop me, who knows, I've lost fights before. I've also won a lot if fights and though I'm older and not in shape I'd like my chances in a random 1v1 with dude. Bait him into throwing the first punch since he's so confident in his hands, watch how he reacts, because if those first throws are sloppy or he's weak-handed he's gonna be in some trouble with a 5'7, 185 pound Coli bruh who knows how to shuffle. And you can definitely sense it, you can see it on big guys when they know they're in trouble, when they realize that size discrepancy they thought was an advantage isn't all that advantageous with smaller nikkas who can run for real...

You just wrote a whole god damn essay only just to say, "I've been in lots of fights before (X5). you gotta keep your distance and gas him out in a fight"??? :why:
 
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