Big grooving dancing dude shows what type of hands he has
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Sloppy dudes who can't even bench press their body weight trying to clown this dude is comical.
I'm certain a cool 90% of the Coli is not only washed but would HURT THEMSELVES in a fight.
I want this dude to win.
Who Here Can't Bench Above 300
Coli nikkas been weak as fukk. No lies were told.
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Damn you nikkas emotional like bytches 
This is why this site sucks mayne
It’s fukking jokes
Meanwhile nikkas come in here with that gotdamn cape choking the fukk out of them
For a minstrel show bytch nikka that called people “sensitive” about naming himself Groovin Gorilla
Knowing damn well what that imagery means
Supreme Kufis tighter than a muthafukka
Ultra Black Contrarian ass nikkas
This is why this site sucks mayne
It’s fukking jokes
Meanwhile nikkas come in here with that gotdamn cape choking the fukk out of them
For a minstrel show bytch nikka that called people “sensitive” about naming himself Groovin Gorilla
Knowing damn well what that imagery means
Supreme Kufis tighter than a muthafukka
Ultra Black Contrarian ass nikkas
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murksiderock
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In his own words he says he's 5'11, 270. He ain't as big as he appears. Meaning, he's big, bit as someone already said, he's fat swole...
I'm 5'7, 185 right now, can get up to like 193 for no reason in the summer. He still has 4 inches and 75-85 pounds on me, but I like my chances more at 5'11, 270 than I would at 6'4 320, which is how big he appears on film/video. This is not an insurmountable size discrepancy for guys giving up size to him who know how to fight...
And for brothers who have a size advantage on him who know how to fight, he could be in some real trouble...
Personally I don't know whether he could fight but in a hypothetical fight I always assume the opp knows how to fight. In general I'd guess I'm faster than him, both in shiftiness and hand speed, so I gotta play that to my advantage. The thing I've learned about bigger nikkas, and I've fought a bunch of them, not with these precise dimensions but I've scrapped guys taller than him certainly, and many not quite 270 bit a few guys in that 230-250 range...
In general with bigger guys fighting smaller guys, they have a natural assumption that they can walk you based on nothing than size alone. He's not as big as he appears, so his hands are likely not as big as you'd think either. A lot of big guys dint hit terribly hard either, abd swole ass nikkas like him love to go for the knockout blow and rarely have anything else in their bag...
When you show a bigger guy you can not only eat a punch but dish them back out, it tends to confuse him. I'm also unassumingly strong to big guys, I've been in many fights where dudes want to make it a brawl and have to recalibrate because I can't just be tossed around (by most guys). I'd expect him to turn it into a wrestling match in short order because I'm positive he's stronger than me, I'm losing this fight if he gets position on me but I'm a brawler too, I have decent hands but my strength is more to if the fight turns into an anything goes brawl...
I like my chances if we are on our feet, and honestly I like my chances if I can get position on him in a brawl and keep him from gaining control through grappling. I don't doubt it would be extremely tough for me to get this strong ass dude off me. Again though I doubt he has the heaviest hands, he's an agile dancer but probably isn't an agile fighter, they aren't mutually exclusive (think of women you've fukked who were sensual dancers but lacked rhythm or force in intercourse, every woman that can dance certainly can't fukk)...
Every guy who is big can't fight, every guy who is agile in some realms of athleticism doesn't translate to all realms of athleticism. There are world class football and basket all athletes who can't fight to save their lives...
All the dudes in here talking bout "he'd mop yall Coli dudes" sound scary
. He's 5'11, not 6'6. He's swole, that could be an issue but it certainly isn't unmanageable...I've been in many, many fights. He might mop me, who knows, I've lost fights before. I've also won a lot if fights and though I'm older and not in shape I'd like my chances in a random 1v1 with dude. Bait him into throwing the first punch since he's so confident in his hands, watch how he reacts, because if those first throws are sloppy or he's weak-handed he's gonna be in some trouble with a 5'7, 185 pound Coli bruh who knows how to shuffle. And you can definitely sense it, you can see it on big guys when they know they're in trouble, when they realize that size discrepancy they thought was an advantage isn't all that advantageous with smaller nikkas who can run for real...
Throwing punches like super buff Trunks 
KFBF
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I'm different.
Cats going to try him and end up like this:
Cats through the comments already saying they'd reach for steel instead of running the fade
Side note: this scene was hilarious. I don’t watch rom coms but this is one I always liked.
murksiderock
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In the Small Eyes interview he said "I'm made of bricks, I can take a punch"
. I'm gonna guess fam hasn't been in many fights at all in his life if he thinks he's made of bricks
. This statement is a tell...
And dudes who haven't been in a lot of fights have the hardest time accepting force, that doesn't mean they still can't win the fight, because they can. But they have to have adaptability on the fly and be able to process changing information, and a lot of them struggle with this. It's hard for them to accept force because they thought their size made them harder hitters or stronger than they actually are...
Plenty of places on his body that aren't made of "bricks", this nikka turning the shyt into a wrestling match of you pop his ass one or two strong times, and/or dodge his KO blows. And he in real trouble if he try to outwrestle you and you know how to wrestle too or you're strong enough to match his strength or just nullify it
...
. I'm gonna guess fam hasn't been in many fights at all in his life if he thinks he's made of bricks
. This statement is a tell...And dudes who haven't been in a lot of fights have the hardest time accepting force, that doesn't mean they still can't win the fight, because they can. But they have to have adaptability on the fly and be able to process changing information, and a lot of them struggle with this. It's hard for them to accept force because they thought their size made them harder hitters or stronger than they actually are...
Plenty of places on his body that aren't made of "bricks", this nikka turning the shyt into a wrestling match of you pop his ass one or two strong times, and/or dodge his KO blows. And he in real trouble if he try to outwrestle you and you know how to wrestle too or you're strong enough to match his strength or just nullify it
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Playaz Eyez
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Yeah he’s definitely gonna try to get off a MEAN German Suplex or Powerbomb instead of punching
He only needs to connect once then it’s over for 99% of peopleSloppy dudes who can't even bench press their body weight trying to clown this dude is comical.
I'm certain a cool 90% of the Coli is not only washed but would HURT THEMSELVES in a fight.
I want this dude to win.
BigBlackSea
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He's the type to telegraph the entry to the grab.
Unless he knows how to shoot a takedown, he might get snapped down.
BigBlackSea
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His fists are fast for sure
I fear he may not have conditioning for a protracted battle, not to mention things that matter in fights like footwork, defense, coolness under pressure. Can you control the tempo of the fight or will you just be reacting?
Alot of cats think a fight is just landing one hit, but what if you can't land that one hit? What happens when you get hit?
Majority of fights end up with people tripping over themselves, flailing about.
I fear he may not have conditioning for a protracted battle, not to mention things that matter in fights like footwork, defense, coolness under pressure. Can you control the tempo of the fight or will you just be reacting?
Alot of cats think a fight is just landing one hit, but what if you can't land that one hit? What happens when you get hit?
Majority of fights end up with people tripping over themselves, flailing about.