Big Dave Meltzer Appreciation Thread

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Dave can't be bothered to fire up google for anything. Wheezer, Fall Out Boys, & the tour isn't named that :dead:


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That shyt was wrote back in 1996, Dave still calling them Wheezer in 2019. Also the song is called El Scorcho but again Dave ain't got time to check that shyt :heh:
 

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- Other guy thinks NXT is "a little underwhelming"
- Dave thinks without USA Network & the promotion on Raw, NXT would get blown out

- Dave "acid jeans at 60" Meltzer asks "Who's cool in NXT?"
- Daves list of cool people in NXT Adam Cole, Bianca Belair, Candice LeRae, Io Shirai.
- Undisputed Era is cool, but "their no cooler than a million acts on AEW". Makes no mention of the cool AEW acts.

- Daves son & friends absolutly know AEW despite not being wrestling fans, some of them are even enthusiastic about AEW despite the whole not being fans part.
- His son knows Xavier Woods, but not through wrestling.
- Somehow his son & his friends think Omega is a big deal, but not in wrestling however the fukk that works.

- Dave finally remembers Matt Riddle half way through, then decides it's dumb their not putting him on USA night 1. It's almost like they want people to switch the network on to watch the 2nd hour.

- Classic random Dave shyt on women's wrestling segment
- Shayna is a good character, Io is great, he likes Candice, Toni Storm & Rhea have something.
- shyts on the ROH women & how nobody wants to see them, ignoring their roster is terrible & that the whole company is booked like the drizzling shyts.
- Somehow says Kelly Klein is good, which is probably the most retarded part of this whole thing.
- Thinks Britt Baker is marketable, Hikaru Shida has potential, mentions Brandi & then somehow I guess out of force of habit just says the Young Bucks name.
- Thinks Penelope Ford is marketable but needs more ring time, references her spots at All In since that's probably the extent of what he's seen of her & that she got to come in & just do the spots she does well.
- Feels like the women are there because they have to be, rather than being good enough to be there in general I guess.

- AEW isn't going to false advertise like WWE does "90% of the time"

- Ending stretch is Dave basing kids interest in wrestling off of who his son & his friends & his daughter (who don't like wrestling) know
- WWE doesn't interest kids, the kids at his sons school don't care about WWE. But there is an awreness of AEW & it's precieved as cool.
- Other guy had some 9 year olds play a WWE video game & they only knew 4 people. Cena, Rock, Taker, & Austin.
- Dave's daughter never watches wrestling & doesn't know anybody except Cena (from Nikelodeon), Rock (because everybody knows Rock), & somehow Hogan.


I'm starting to think Dave might be a bit biased towards AEW :jbhmm:
 

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:dead: at Dave keeping the Weezer angle going for over 10 years.

On the radio yesterday he was saying how ROH's womens division is terrible and they feel they HAVE to have a women's division. Cue wrestling twitter calling him sexist and a misogynist :snoop: No hope for these people. Right after he said Io was one of the best things going.

The radio after Jericho had his belt stolen was peak Dave. Bryan was trying to go through the story and Dave interrupted. First he said the cops ruind the angle then he just kept going for like ten minutes, he ended up talking about how Cornette wanted to sign Ciampa for ROH years back :dead: Bryan was like '':dwillhuh: ''Ok so the limo driver...''
 
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