#BidetGang we have transcended....

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

#BidetGang we have reached new heights. May I present the travel bidet:

Portable Bidet for Travel, VITCOCO Rechargeable Electric Travel Bidet Sprayer with Adaptor, Waterproof High Pressure Handheld Bidet for Women Men Baby Cleaning

Never again do we have to bear or tolerate the hygenic setups of the uncultured.. never again do we have to worry about the unsanitary conditions of the commoners.. never again stooping to the levels of the unenlightened...

a perfect device for travelling or bringing along when knowing you are going to be out at a friend who has not seen the light, but you value you cleanliness.....


Dry shyt stain between the cheeks brehs and brehettes need not respond to this thread





and to cut off any sort of obvious jokes getting let off..

"talk about cleaning your a$$hole with enthusiasm brehs....."

I'm taking the daps from all quarters.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Anyone come in here w/ the got shiitty draws

 

[shopthatwrecks]

bidet with the

combo

genesis

 

[Strapped]

Been on it since 2020

 

[ba'al]

Anyone come in here w/ the got shiitty draws

How you call yourself a man and you out here using toliet paper and bidets? Why you want that area to be clean in the first place?

 

[Strapped]

How you call yourself a man and you out here using toliet paper and bidets? Why you want that area to be clean in the first place?

They say cleanliness is next to godliness

 

[ba'al]

They say cleanliness is next to godliness

Who is they? Another man? Be ye not like the heathens!

 

[Belize King]

Imagine getting melted chocolate in your beard and “wiping it clean” with paper towels only.

No amount of wipes would properly clean your beard.

A strong blast of water is the only way to get everything out.

It’s 2025, let’s step our hygiene game up.

 

[southpawstyle]

Got one a couple weeks ago. shyt is amazing

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

it's not "clean" unless you use soap.
yall the type to just rinse your hands and not lather up and think it's all good

 

[klientel]

I got one of those a couple years ago. Literally take it with me every time I travel.

 

[klientel]

it's not "clean" unless you use soap.
yall the type to just rinse your hands and not lather up and think it's all good

Maybe it’s not completely “clean” but a bidet is night and day different from using dry toilet paper and smearing shyt around. At a minimum you should use a wet wipe

 

[OneManGang]

I’m not against bidets, but the way yall talk about your BMs with smearing and being hard to clean make me think what the fukk yall eating

Step your fiber game up, shouldn’t be releasing melted chocolate from your ass

 

[jdubnyce]

I've posted about this before
We have 3 toilets and each have a bidet
Got these from costco for cheap

Brondell Bidet - Thinline SimpleSpa SS-150 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Self Cleaning Nozzle Amazon.ca

I fully support this thread

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

bidet with the

combo

genesis

bidet >> couple of dry squares to dry off >> one non-fragrenced baby wipe to finish off....eccliastical