Beyoncé is a boring robot.

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She's always been really dull and uninteresting but thats nothing new (bytch is slow)

Beyonce hasn't made good music since she was rap singing about calling MCI to make her e-mail stop twenty years ago

Her solo shyt (outside of the shyt she bit from Amerie) is hot garbage which is a shame cause she can actually sing
 

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Have 15 ghost writers on 1 track brehettes



Thomas Wesley Pentz, Ezra Koenig, Beyoncé, Emile Haynie, Joshua Tillman, Uzoechi Emenike, Sean Rhoden, Doc Pomus, Mort Schuman, Deandre Way, Antonio Randolph, Kelvin McConnell, Brian Chase, Karen Orzolek, Nick Zinner

:scust:
 

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Beyonce sings aight.........Fantasia, j Hudson heyday Mariah....they sing they ass off Beyonce sung in a group cuz SHE NEEDED group harmony, just like Diana Ross......her voice is meh-cool but her look sells projects.....but she ain’t no Aretha or Patty, stop that.
Fantasia and J HUD WISH!
They ain’t seeing Bey
 

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She doesn't have any real classics.

You'll have a hard time compiling a perfect/flawless Top Ten list.

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Single Ladies
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Run the World (Girls)
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Drunk in Love
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Crazy in Love

:scust: a bunch of disposable bops
 
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beyonce can do her whole show acapella..janet n Ciara cannot...

my sister said far as dancing... if this was battle of the bands in high school...Ciara would be from the hood school n bey would be from the suburbs.. both would go at it

if the battle was to go at a neutral location...it would be closer than a lot of ppl think....n could end in a tie...



janet is nowhere in the realm.. if mike wasn't her brother she wouldn't even be ashanti...janet is a industry plant ...and as a entertainer who was her competition ..nobody

the 80s janet made the whop look old and like it hurt

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out of all the entertainers janet the only one that a stunt double..

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she can do this all day
Janet was bad AF in her prime. She had tons of competition as well.
Bey doesn’t have competition
 

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Et tu, Coli? I'm avoiding all the black female hangouts like the plague to avoid discussions about that airheaded ripoff artist. I agree that pre-Jay Beyonce was fun and personable. Now? UGH. The patron saint of basic bytch feminism.

She's a corporation's dream so we have to treat her like one.

I honestly think her popularity is as manufactured as her persona. Usually, the kids are the ones who set the trends and the styles. I have never, in my 11 years of teaching, heard the kids talking about Beyonce all that much. I didn't even know she was doing the SB the first time until like...two days before it happened. (In fairness, I was in grad school.)

Beyonce is huge because everybody says she's huge. You know who her fan base is? Black women and gay guys who work at Target. When was the last time you heard a Bey song on the streets, or even on the radio? Michael Jackson had grown-ass Bloods and Crips moonwalking in penny loafers. Janet had every hood chick alive wearing dookie braids. Beyonce has a few black master-degreed feminists walking around in Bey Phi Bey shirts...dassit. As a black master-degreed feminist, Beyonce stans are embarrassing. Almost to the point where I'd side w/mainstream feminists over my own. (Almost.)

Now wait a minute Janet was a hell of a dancer:pachaha:i never heard this stunt double shyt though.

I think he meant the backflip in the video. I always thought that flip was as stupid as that entire post. If Janet was only made b/c of Michael, why didn't any other other siblings have mega careers?

I still don't get how bumping Rihanna is more masculine than bumping Beyonce. Both have made some Hip Hop sounding club bangers featuring rappers. They both have songs that cater to ratchet shots. They both have songs that feminists would love. And people say Beyonce has a huge LBGTB following like the same isn't true of Rihanna.

It just is. I straight ghosted a dude for having a Beyonce album (the one w/the pink writing). Can't deal w/that level of moistness.
 
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She can’t hold a candle to Whitney, Janet, and she married the rapper that’s her equivalent. He ain’t shiit compared to pac, biggie, cube, geto boys, heck even early 50
 

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the woman lowkey just releases music, tours and mind her business tbh.. not sure why so many are bothered by her as if she’s always in the press, doing promo, reality tv, social media etc. She caters to her demo, does her job well and goes hme. I dom’t even think anyone makes claims that she makes the best music/art.. am I missing sum?
 

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She doesn't have any real classics.

You'll have a hard time compiling a perfect/flawless Top Ten list.

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Single Ladies
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Run the World (Girls)
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Drunk in Love
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Crazy in Love

:scust: a bunch of disposable bops
lemonade, upgrade you, my myself and I, baby boy, get me bodied, irreplaceable, freedom, 7/11, halo :what:

females know these damn songs word for word.

1st jay wouldnt be as big as he was if he didn’t marry Beyonce, now Beyonce is irrelevant and dosent have any hits, the same Beyonce who just released a 2 hour documentary performing at a festival :mjlol:
 
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Can't see I was a fan of her work pre- Beyonce, but I can't lie, she has some joints just never something that I could zone out to for an entire album. That said, she indeed has some massive hits:

Crazy In Love
Irreplaceable
Single Ladies
Drunk In Love


And Ciara definitely is nowhere near Beyonce unless we're talking dancing.

Those 4 tracks u just mentioned. I would take Goodies, 1, 2 Step and Oh over all them. :manny:
 
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