Best Wrestler Alive Tourney 1st Round --- Stone Cold vs. Orange Cassidy
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Metal Face
Superstar
OC the future 
I'mma vote for Orange Cassidy 
Not because I think he's better, but because none of this matters. I knew it was ending with Rock v Austin well before the finals a few weeks ago - I got no horse in this race; I'm just here for the crashes and the flying horseshoes. Nothing about my pointless vote is changing the impending rage that will be this next round of matchups, and I know this nikka Taurus was just sat there rubbing his hands together like Birdman-back-when-people-called-him-Baby (retrospective pause on that shyt
) and laughing at the coming storm.
I salute your dedication to fukkery in all its available forms, sir.
Or... I would. But my hands are in my pockets.
Not because I think he's better, but because none of this matters. I knew it was ending with Rock v Austin well before the finals a few weeks ago - I got no horse in this race; I'm just here for the crashes and the flying horseshoes. Nothing about my pointless vote is changing the impending rage that will be this next round of matchups, and I know this nikka Taurus was just sat there rubbing his hands together like Birdman-back-when-people-called-him-Baby (retrospective pause on that shyt
) and laughing at the coming storm.I salute your dedication to fukkery in all its available forms, sir.
Or... I would. But my hands are in my pockets.
TobiOT
Veteran
Its not even close
I'mma vote for Orange Cassidy
Not because I think he's better, but because none of this matters. I knew it was ending with Rock v Austin well before the finals a few weeks ago - I got no horse in this race; I'm just here for the crashes and the flying horseshoes. Nothing about my pointless vote is changing the impending rage that will be this next round of matchups, and I know this nikka Taurus was just sat there rubbing his hands together like Birdman-back-when-people-called-him-Baby (retrospective pause on that shyt
I salute your dedication to fukkery in all its available forms, sir.
Or... I would. But my hands are in my pockets.
see you next week for Round 2
WaveMolecules
Superstar
Blasphemy
Can't do this with your hands in your pockets.
Tres Leches
Empire Business
OC didnāt try for this one 
You couldn't come up with someone better than Orange fukking Cassidy?
Orange Cassidy is wrestling excellence
who else you know gets "this is awesome" chants every single time they wrestle
Norrin Radd
To me, my board!
To be fair, we haven't seen him try yet
Can't do this with your hands in your pockets.
ALTRUISM
"My enemy is a notion, not a nation."
You couldn't come up with someone better than Orange fukking Cassidy?
He wouldn't have won, but Batista would've at least been a discussion.
FooFighters
Superstar
FooFighters
Superstar
That's gonna break TSC forever
Austin vs Rock 2nd round might fukk up cuarentine season