Best Wrestler Alive Tourney 1st Round --- Minoru Suzuki vs. Terry Funk

[Francis White]

Chainsaw Charlie a crazy motherfukker, yes indeed, but... Minoru is straight



I'd intended to go MiSu... but I, in good conscience, cannot vote for someone who did this to Asuka. Nope. Not ever.

(That she got up after this part and worked another few minutes is )

Imagine Randy Orton doing this all the women in the division to create heat. This would be legendary heat in 2020.

 

[Cartier Murphy]

I haven’t seen everything of MiSu prior to the early 10’s, and everything of Funk’s prior to ECW minus the Ric Flair shyt, so I cannot vote in this one in good faith

 

[Novembruh]

Imagine Randy Orton doing this all the women in the division to create heat. This would be legendary heat in 2020.

nikka, what the fukk is wrong with you?


...Did you just compare Orton to Minoru?

 

[Francis White]

nikka, what the fukk is wrong with you?
No. Don’t be ridiculous. I said Orton with this angle in 2020 would get nuclear heat.

...Did you just compare Orton to Minoru?

 

[Novembruh]

Orton doing that to anyone female would get them pulled off USA and FOX before the EST broadcast was finished. It wouldn't get them nuclear heat. It would be looked at as in bad taste at best and downright reprehensible at worst. It's 2020. Randal Orton teeing off on Carmella would, without a doubt, end with several people involved in the angle getting fired. The company can't even run non-tag intergender matches by contractual obligation. No way WWE ever, ever lets a dude straight up ground-and-pound a woman into half unconsciousness on live television without getting themselves cancelled, figuratively or literally.

How do you not know that?

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Young Terry Funk is unfukkwitable. Young MiSu is unfukkwitable. Old Terry Funk is unfukkwitable. Old MiSu is unfukkwitable.


The only thing that puts this over the top for me is how absolutely bat shyt insane heel Terry promos can be. Satchel Ass is up there with any kind of fukkery in my eyes. Terry get this one for me

 

[OmegaK2099]

TERRY FUNK FOREVER!!!--

 

[BrehWyatt]

Ibushi/Cena in Round 2

This matchup here is a MOTHERFUKKER though. I spiritually neg you for this bullshyt

 

[MenacingMonk]

Imagine Randy Orton doing this all the women in the division to create heat. This would be legendary heat in 2020.

I can see why you were nominated for WOAT.

 

[The Rainmaker]

After much consideration I refuse to vote on this one. I just can't

 

[Doctor Doom]

After much consideration I refuse to vote on this one. I just can't

Both of them are the right answer, but this motherfukker making us choose

 

[Tj Bronson]

"Present"

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Chainsaw Charlie a crazy motherfukker, yes indeed, but... Minoru is straight



I'd intended to go MiSu... but I, in good conscience, cannot vote for someone who did this to Asuka. Nope. Not ever.

(That she got up after this part and worked another few minutes is )

Suzuki stiff as phuck, what an a$$hole

 

[GiantGonzalez]

I don’t enough about Suzuki to vote, but I voted anyway for Funk because “USA, USA, USA”

 

[Carl Tethers]

Given it to Funk because he'll be the only wrestler alive in the 2080 reboot of the tournament