Best Way to Start a Fight?

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Be a neighborhood watch cop with a history of serious arrests and public violence and pursue a suspicious kid...then confront him while you're instructed that its really not necessary for you to do that.

 

[yo moms]

I only really start fights when I'm drunk and I'll pick the biggest person, sometimes Samoans to test my fighting skills..a month ago I was in line at some club and this Samoan bouncer walks by looking around and I tell him what the fukk are you looking at..dudes like what...the other bouncers were calling me small and I'm not on his level to fight..I told them I box..(actually I only trained for a month) but I wanted to test my fighting skills..it didnt go down that nite..but yeah..I start fights with I'm drunk..

You know what I hate tho..is people always talking about "you're supposed to go to clubs to dance with ladies..that's why you kids don't no p*ssy"

fukk those preaching soft fakkits..I go to the club for 2 reasons only..the first one is to get wasted..or buzzed..the seconds reason is to fight..if nikkas ain't fighting in the club..then it's not a party..real tawk y'all

So much knowledge spit.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

Tell someone to go suck his father's dikk


They gon be like at first but when they realize the magnitude of the disrespect of what u said they gon be like

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

This shyt got me at the ignorance but at the same time
- if u really want to start a fight just spit the nastiest lugie in somebody's mom/daughter face. u might get shot, but you'll def get into a fight no problems.

 

[Chill]

Borrow something from someone, when they ask for it back tell them "You'll get it when you get it."

 

[ltheghost]

The sure-fire way to even get a priest to fight....Spit in their face.

 

[King Biko]

The best way to start a fight is 2 just swing on nikka ass

 

[Reindeer of the Roc]

Why would you want to initiate hand to hand combat?

Savages.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

this would be the proper way [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjE2sxCQ_rU"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjE2sxCQ_rU[/ame]